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/pol/ is impressed by the ingenuity of Democrat run cities. | /r/Greentext
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![File: 769.png (1.22 MB, 871x867) O Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)14:38:54 No.62086393 [Reply] >friend keeps messaging me even though I don't reply When will some people take a hint. Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri) 14:44:30 No.62086469 >friend you keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/006/403/db0.jpg "Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext")
![File: original.jpg (32 KB, 479x684) O Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)06:21:48 No.59414322 [Reply] D>>59414476 I usually go to my apartment gym for a bit of cardio. It's a s----- gym, just a few cardio machines so I go to another one for lifting but it's convenient when I want to do 20-30 minutes on the rowing machine. But today: >go to apartment gym for 30 minutes on the rowing machine >nobody else in there but some sexy asian girl on the treadmill >start rowing >just as my 30 minutes are about to finish she finishes on the treadmill and lays down a yoga mat directly in front of me >starts doing all this sexy f------ yoga s--- >can literally see her n------ as she stretches and bends into all these sexy f------ shapes >just keep rowing and enjoying the show >she keeps going >i'm f------ dying on this rowing machine but she's spreading her legs in front of me, i can't stop rowing otherwise i'll have to go to another machine with a s------- view of her >she finally finishes and leaves >2.5 hours on the rowing machine, over 1300 calories I think she comes to the gym every day at the same time, if I keep doing all this cardio anons, will it affect my gains negatively? I don't want to stop watching this show every day. Pic is vaguely what she looked like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/006/402/21e.jpg "Marathon man | /r/Greentext")
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![>> File: 07f87c9ca72a8c8a1cdadecdd(...).jpg (20 KB, 600x680) Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:12:11 No.73063825 [Reply] >>73063870 >>73064122 >>73064126 >clubbing with friend last night >before we go we decide to smoke some weed >I had some weed so we brought that in a plastic zip lock bag, and I brought some papers >friend brings a small bong >we smoke a few cones using the bong then go to the club >come back later, I'm ready for a few more cones >look in the bag where all our stuff is >autistic f------ friend put the bong back in the bag with water still in it, then zipped it up >someone f------ moved the bag at some point when we were out and it spilled everywhere >all my papers are ruined >on top of that he somehow lost the cone piece for the bong. Somehow in the few steps between a kitchen (where the bag was) and the porch (where we smoked) he lost the f------ cone piece >I had to fashion a new cone piece from a beer can which I know how to do from da street How does a person even get this f------ retarded? No.73063870 Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:16:49 >>73063825 (OP) >is a stoner >'why are all my friends braindead retards?'](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/576/217/fa8.png "Anons friends are retards | /r/Greentext")
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