Feels Thread >Be me >21 skinny awkward > Don't have a lot of friends > Never dated anyone > Just go to work and college > Out of nowhere a cute 7/10 girl invites me to hangout >I get excited, start to brag to my family and co workers >Day comes, I get ready >little sister helps me, pick out clothes, she's excited to see me so happy. > Drive to address she sends me > Pull up, its a weird, business. > Go inside, People sitting around. > See her, we start talking. > Slowly realize that it's a multi level marketing presentation. > Realize she only wanted to make money off of me. >I leave >Go home little Sister asks why I'm home so early. > Go in room and cry 858.6 kB PNG I haven't felt this crappy in a long time.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Feels Thread >Be me >21 skinny awkward > Don't have a lot of friends > Never dated anyone > Just go to work and college > Out of nowhere a cute 7/10 girl invites me to hangout >I get excited, start to brag to my family and co workers >Day comes, I get ready >little sister helps me, pick out clothes, she's excited to see me so happy. > Drive to address she sends me > Pull up, its a weird, business. > Go inside, People sitting around. > See her, we start talking. > Slowly realize that it's a multi level marketing presentation. > Realize she only wanted to make money off of me. >I leave >Go home little Sister asks why I'm home so early. > Go in room and cry 858.6 kB PNG I haven't felt this crappy in a long time.

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