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When AuthCenters go out on a first date with a leftist girl You know, I'm something of a Socialist myself.

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Authoritarian Pork is pig meat, you need to eat it to keep the Muslims away. I'm hungry. Economic- Economic- Left Right We already pay high taxes, we don't need any Femboys are kind of hot. more. Libertarian

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Authoritarian THE PREMIER The Loudspeaker The Officer The Commissar The Engineer The Patriarch > found a cool hat and amulet during a > is broken and impossible to understand > he the gulag. He doesn't have any "IF YOU DO NOT SERVE IN THE COLLECTIVE > works in the reactor building in Sector 5 > really REALLY passionate about his work > "The Premier is only a speck in the great almighty plan of the Glow." scavver mission, put it on as a joke and now claims to be the Patriarch > started out harmless enough, his section respected him and followed him > they would voluntarily starve for about a month until "easdur" > painted cool photos of some red hippie, idk where they got the paint from > currently wanted for the "Bloody Baptism" incident, but his entire section disappeared overnight > legends persist that he and his cult constructed catacombs GLORY TO THE THEN YOU WILL SERVE IN THE PROCESSING PREMIER AND TO and confirms that PLANT!" > absolute unit THE MOTHERLAND > at least the music inbetween announcements isn't terrible nothing is wrong with the outside. He > white noise > when there's something scary in front, put something even scarier in the THANK YOU, says that lovely this time of year, even though it's is PREMIER, FOR > "DSHU SHNOT KISHEN AUSHUTY" > refuses to let outsiders into the reactor LEADING OUR COLLECTIVE > "WISHK UP" > "MEAL" TOWARDS THE > "szzz-og ishhoming" > works around the clock FUTURE back I noticed that his room doesn't have any , and I don't think l've seen before. > "GLISHY DU SHE MSHLAND" > "the premier understands the power of the glow...thus why he entrusts us with it's protection..." beneath their section and that's where they currently reside GLORY TO THE > "HORDE ISHCMING" PREMIER AND TO > Cyka, go outside.. THE MOTHERLAND > WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOOWEEEWOO him Ca > the Great Emission The Greeter The Child The Sniper The Skinhead The Spetsnaz The Muslim > "Please provide me with your work papers. > born into the gulag, completely complacent > she used to be harassed by the male guards until the day she beat one to death with her rifle for touching her shoulder > Former guard that blames "((them)))" for his > doesn't speak the same language as take a seat in the chair in the center of the imprisonment > definitely wasn't the "performance enhancers" that influenced his dismissal "I do not know who I am" anyone else > projection didn't seem to work on him room and face towards the projector. Keep > "The Premier is so cool! Maybe one day I can become the premier!" yeah. good > "Yay! labor officer said I get to go in the branch off tunnel and told me not to come back without a handful of Uranium-235! Thanks, "I don't know why > failed coup to take over Sector 5 resulted in the your eyes open > bows to a corner of the room every luck, retard > has over 2,000 confirmed I'm here" during the entire length of the projection. Do not squirm or move, or else you may lose cognitive functions. Great Emission, making the famine before the kills shoots all escapees as she doesn't want the troglodytes to have all the fun "All I know is day that I must kill..." event look like a damn > sometimes doesn't eat rations during the day "all-you-can-eat" > thinks only the "genetically inferior" should be forced to | officer!" you are not allowed any questions. Glory to the motherland." work > raids the doctor's office for mutation records on a weekly basis > yeah, I'm sure you're "genetically clean" after the Great Emission happened > complains about the > misses the friends he lost in the Bloody Baptism cold > outdrinks most guards 中 The Dissident The Comrade The Team Player The Guard The Elder The Corrupt > we are all in this together > at least the work we're doing is productive > thankful he isn't a prisoner > knows if he shows mercy, his family will be taken from him > tells stories of the old outside world to his bunkmates at night > former officer, deposed for being lazy > hits his bonus every day > "For the glory of the collective, right guys?" > "Heard you've been pretty naughty, seems like l've got to punish you, unless..." > "prisoners, you must listen to me, there is something not right here, the outside world, something happened, there is no one else! that's why your memory is gone. we have to stand up > can't remember his life from > cracks jokes with the ration officers to get bonus bread > we have clothes, food, family, friends, and safety > probably addicted to > thanks the before the > turns his bonus rations into chess premier for helping him to get in shape gulag anymore blood fuel > has become numb pie > will likely get knocked off by the mob or and overtake the we're so close to the propaganda to getting our 100 miligram gulag!" > yeah, nice > guards let him work in the fishery even though he was assigned to the mill nonsequitur > volunteers to > "the gulag isn't REAL communism" sure, buddy, just like how the Motherland doesn't exist? > "opa, sound the alarm, another horde incoming..." imprisoned clean the bunk bread bonus! house The Doubter The Doctor The Laborer The American The Bandit "Why the hell are we all here? Why can't any of us except the elderly remember anything from before the gulag? Why don't any of the guards ever leave, and why are there abandoned villages around us that we have to scavenge for supplies? Is it normal for > was imprisoned after accusations of a plot to kill the premier > was allowed to perform medical work after emission storms started > 70 hour work weeks are breaking his spirit > has had sentence extended indefinitely completely taken over Sector 12 > no one understands him, shouts at the officers until he gets beaten > have turned the mills into distilleries >"1984!" no, this is section 6, idiot > keeps the bloodfuel flowing DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS GO BACK TO WORK GLORY TO THE THIS QUADRANT > is on his last pack of cigs, will likely turn to bloodfuel to cope > "literally > was projected so he really has no idea what he's doing, doesn't want to go back to the tunnels, though > extorts w----- for communism" HAS BEEN PURGED that is the point their money > "give me liberty or give me death!" well FROM THE GULAG DUE > has to check > doesn't care about the gang wars, just wants to make sure everyone is healthy > have a hit out on the merchant TO DISSIDENT THOUGHT into the clinic for gulags to be this big? And how do we even feed a population like this?" mutation guess who just got assigned to scav duty? inspection > someone comes to take severed limbs and mutations for "research purposes" > yup, you've still got to work MOTHERLAND The Shadows The Anarchist The W---- The Scavver The Driller The Husband > in a beautiful display of unity, the guards and prisoners of Sector 33 barricaded the sector gates and declared independence > sent out to scav the local area for scrap and junk > has to bring back something or else they will not be let back in > has to travel miles each day to continue the work on the megatunnel > offers protection to some women in the gulag in exchange for sex > keeps the population growth up in the gulag > will f--- for bread > there are whispers...in the dark places of the gulag.. of silent shadows in the night.ghosts...that stalk their prey...and strike without noise... > hole is as wide as the uranium mine, and, without proper protection, just as deadly > started as a mill worker, would strip for bonus rations > do not go in the megatunnel at night > strips down to bare skin every day due to extreme heat in the > puts the "famine" in "voluntary work" > some have tried leaving. Their tunnels > still doesn't stop him from watching and complimenting child laborers while they're working > night guards should always keep kerosene > less and less are returning each trip... > has absorbed so much radiation that the doctor doesn't > claim that the gulag system is against "human rights" and demand higher food rations and an end to the megatunnel sure, I want to sit around and smoke too, but we've got a collective to serve, leech screams can lanterns on their person for when there is an outage be heard from > what are they looking for? the far sectors even bother with > when the bandits took over, they made her offer a "premium membership" to the > have PTSD from checkups > ignore the figures in your dreams, it's just mass hysteria troglodytes and wolves > has seen his > they never like to talk own child > rumors are that they're going to breach the outside walls and let the troglodytes have their way with them > hated by guards and prisoners alike branch-mine collapsed customers about it where is this tunnel even going? Why are we only digging one way? The Squirmer The Mole The Bear The Bourgeqisie ptsGUSTING The Merchant > got lost in a branch-off, hasn't been able to find his way back since > no grasp on reality > has gone blind > how the f--- did a bear > survives off of children lost in the > whenever someone drops dead, he's always right there on the spot get sent here > you hear him shuffling across your room but are too afraid to look > seriously, why > surprisngly chill branch-off tunnels > hangs out near the crematorium > has dug into the septic tank beneath the clinic > trades rations for alcohol and cigs > always has a pack of cigs > you found another dog > guards don't mess with him > how the hell does he have ently making his way towards the groundwater storage corpse outside your room... you're safe... for now... > does great work in the mines by hauling materials guns? "got something PROCESSING A PIG FOR that might interest you, zek..." Libertarian Right Left

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Like, I'm libertarian and all that but I still don't think gays should have the right to vote

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Authoritarian Imagine wanting freedom LMAO Economic- Economic- Left Right Right "libertarianism'"libertarianism" is a paradox!!! is a paradox!!! You give corporations the power to oppress people's freedoms Left You give the power to oppress рeople's freedomş Libertarian

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