It is Said MEN become WIZARDS by Profecting their VERGINSTY past their 30h Birthday! A FOOLISH MYTH!! BZZRRT! The Only Way to become a Wizard Though Tireless STUDY and the PURSUET ot FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE! Thatis Aiw I Gmtnrad nul UNLTMITED POWER! 17 The fact that I ama 120.year-old Virgin is irrelevant! WOW! That's amazing! yes, yes it is. That means you Can have SEX with me!

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Everyone Call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely ULYSSES JAMES JOYCE 100222 even Literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only Can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and Can't Comprehend deeper ideas like the Remorse of Conscience" that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist Classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre Sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!

It NO USE! Ogre too stupid to Play ESPER CONTROL! Mana base too awkward! Ogre always gets tap land at worst timing! Don't worry Mr. Ogre! Control is the best deck for IQ 50 Brainlets!! Just DoomsKar and boardwipe until they run out of Cards in hand!

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A Very Special Adventuring Party

I called you two today because we are building a Party to defeat the Demon Lord. We need Members who can cast POWERFUL RANK8 HOLY SPELLS, But as you only PURE MAIDENS in their Mid-thirties and older can Use this magic. Know, First, we have High Priestess Serena, Who was extremely Popular among BoyS in school, and even today is shouered with Marriage offers! Yet she rejeded ll advances because she Knew, one day, HUMANITY WOuld need her Virgin Powers Thank you for your NOBLE Sacrifice, serena. I'm only trying to do my part, We also have Vanguard Knight Virginia, famous for.. Sir. NO NEED fo Intraduce Mé, THANKS! Once, during her High School PROM She tried to... Sir, Will you Please SHUT THE F----- Thank you! GAMAHI

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Rival Paladins holding a mature, dignified theological debate.

THE MOST POWERFUL GOD *Vozz, GOD OF WARH I know because I'm ONE of His WRONG. PALADINS! THE MOST POWERFUL IS OROTH THE GOD OF DEATH. Iknow BECAUSE I'M ONE of His dreamse VOZZ has a PaWER LEVEL He has a Glowing Battle Axe that Oh yeah!? Well, OROTH has a POWER LEVEL of 10000 QUADR IUION!! and he Symbolizes the Inevitable END of ALL LIFE! Our entire PLANE ot Reality will eventually CRUMBLE and DIE and become his domain!! of (00 trillion, and he embodie's Violence and strife! decapitates oveything in existence!!! GRRRRR GRRRR My GOD is STRONGER than yoUR GOD! IRONGER THAN YOUR GOD! No, MYGOD is Are those NERDS fighting over POWER LEVELS Hey, not everyone is cut out to be a PALADIN of JANDALLA, GOD of Alchohol ond PROMISCUITY like ME, again? NO wonder they have no FRIENDS despite their high CHARISMA stats. MMMB Forget those LOSERS, I need you to SMITE Me with your HOLY LANCE again B Tee hee D Divine Blender that produces infinite Margaritas

Dwarf girlfriend being resentful again

I'm glad you've been helping with household chores recently. You used To be Super Unreliable. 42: Dishes wore washed poorly. 4/4: Forgot to buy Ketchup . 4/26: Didnit take out trash. 4/27: Failed to clean Shower. 4/28 : Toilet Seat was left up... Only 26 More Months to go. Hey,that's Unfair. The DWARF GIRLFRIEND may forgive, when have I ever disappointed You? BOOK of minor á but will NEVER FORGET. BF Edition

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wait, who is that? On, thats just my INVENCISLE PURSUËR ENÉMY TYPE girlfriend. Shes UNKELLABLE exet in suripted stany aense she catuts, and she neler Stops CHASINO me. wha.- What a BADUMP (i m kissing and Cuddling until I empty 30 ROUNDS into nor chest. BADUMPA CATCHES YOu! Thankfully, She can't enter SAVEROOMS. Then she collapses and dvopsan Upgrade item, but reappears the NEXT DAY.

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Beelzebub If you want me to join you, You Must give Me SUGARY FOOD, Preferably chocolate PANCAKES. »Sugar is bad for you. I only have waffles.

Be careful what you wish for.

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The Woes of Having A Drow Step-Sister

SCENE from the Light Novel: 'I Cant Believe our New DROW ASSASSIN Party Member is Also My SEXY STEP SISTER!?» Listen, I know youre used to Matriarchal DRoW SOCIETY, but We're not in the Underdark Qaymore. The MALE Pparty Members wont do all your Cooking and Cleaning. you have fo do some CHORES TOO. WRONO. your ONEECHAN is super Precious, and you ned to Take CARE of her. FINE. Just sit there. See how much Your Female quthority gets You, ruwaaaggh.. I'm so Hungry! I want ale and Stew. Then go get your OwN FOOD, You lazy BUM! you wah why awawa are you being somean to Big sis! UGUJUUUU DONT TRY CRYING! I'Mnot falling for that trick anymore! WAAAMAAAAAAAGH! 7 Here! I brought you FOOD and BEER!! ARE yoU HAPPY NOW!? And then! I want you to be NICE to Me! And give Me headpats! >And BATHE me! And wash my back! ohfor f---'s Sake!

Scavenger Hunt

Once upon a time, a Goblin anda KOBOLD were arguing over who was the better Scavenger Race. A wise Paladin came across their quarrel and suggested DUMPSTER DIVING Woold be Crowned KING of the Scavengers, a Contest: Whoever could find the best STUFF while I found a half-eaten McRib and three Trol dolls! Yeah!? Well I found a fub of KFC Gravy and a broken Furby. PANGER A CAUTION keep off! OH NO! I see S Hurry! some GREEDY ELVES approaching! Close the Lid and hide Inside! Theyill try and steal your LOOT! Smart! Good idea, HUman! DANGER

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Feb 23, 2021 at 10:28AM EST

The sheer audacity of this bitch.

Obviously it's not that he's bad with ladies, he's a man with standards! Tastes! Culture!

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Feb 23, 2021 at 09:36AM EST in reply to Quiet_boi

At that age?! Better call a necromancer.

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