LEON, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! LEAVE THE KITCHEN AT ONCE AND GET INTO MY SISTER'S BEDROOM! YOU SHOULD BE TOPPING HER AND FILLING HER WITH YOUR COCONUT CREAM! THIS REDFIELD BABY ISN'T COMING OUT OF HER OVEN BY FUCKING MAGIC! LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

>Claire: Let's keep this little invitation a secret, my brother dosen't li-
>Chris in the distance: LEEEEEOOOOONNNN!!!!!
>Claire: Oh god, not again.
>Sherry: How often does this-
>Ada: Every. Single. Time.