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TOP DEFINITION y f > Paulie Carbone S--- was SO cash. Hey F------, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch. RIP Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight September 09, 2008

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HEY [$!$!]S, MY NAME IS SPAMTON G. SPAMTON AND I [Hate] EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE [Little Sponges], [Crying], LONELY [[Hearts]] WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY DOING [Total Jackass stunts]. YOU ARE EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER GOTTEN ANY [Hyperlink Blocked]? I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S FUN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER, BUT YOU ALL TAKE IT A WHOLE NEW [Level]. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN MAKING [Frozen Chicken]. DON'T BE A STRANGER. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST [Deal]. I'M PRETTY MUCH A [[BIG SHOT]]. I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE [PIPIS] TEAM, AND STARTER ON MY [Bargain] TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "J------- TO NAKED DRAWN [Side Chicks]"? I ALSO GET ENL4RGED, AND HAVE A BANGING HOT [Hochi Mama]. (SHE JUST GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked]. S--- WAS SO KROMER). YOU ARE ALL [@$@]S WHO SHOULD JUST [Kill] YOURSELVES. THANKS FOR LISTENING. [Pic] RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY [Kris].
# 231 to #212 - ascian Reply +10 Good 'morrow my homesexually inclined acquaintances, Jonathan is my birthname, and I have a severe dislike toward each of you. It has become apparent to me that you are all grotesque, rather dimwitted, and unlively fellows, who dedicate a somewhat unhealthy amount of time looking at what one would refer to as 'silly pictures'. In this flat world that we live in, it would seem that the negatives consist entirely of you. In all honesty, hath any of you had intimate relations with a ladies front bottom? One understands that making humerous remarks towards at misfortune may be jolly good, especially if one is unhappy with thine self, but it has become ever more apparent that you here at /b/ are able to find new extremeties in that field. One would even go as far as saying that thine behaviour is more frowned upon than stroking thy rod frantically to photographs in the book of faces. Don't be a coward, attempt if you dare, to smite me down with a well aimed insult; But I must profess that I would consider myself to be the definition of brilliance. I was top jouster in my regiment for heavens sake! Do any of you partake in a sport? Besides fondling yourselves to pictures of those of the Asian descent and/or variety? Forsooth, I also achieve the highest standard in my schooling and have a rather attractive lady-friend (One who but moments ago performed fellatio on me! It was rather spiffing might I add.) All of you are rather attracted to men and should consider ending thy life. I thank thee for taking the time to listen to my tale. Photograph rather relevant: It is my lady and myself.
File : 1290562525.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:35:25 No.289494XXX [Reply] Hey F------, My name is John. File : 1290561632.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:20:32 No.289491XXX [Reply] Sup John, I'm calling you out My name is Frankie, and I f------ hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper english you dumb f---)
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