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About

Shit Was So Cash is a copypasta from the latter half of 2007. Originating from a post on the 4chan imageboard /b/, the copypasta is a sexually explicit rant in which the poster berates the community while portraying oneself as an alpha male (similar to the Navy Seal Copypasta.). Shit Was So Cash remains one of the most infamous copypastas on the internet and has maintained steady usage since its origin. In addition to the copypasta, an image associated with the text of a man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around a woman inspired a series of image edits that correspond to the text's content.

Origin

The original post was made in mid-to-late 2007 on 4chan's /b/ board. The original post featured the copypasta along with an image of a young man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around what appeared to be his girlfriend, as supported by the text (shown below).
"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

Precursor

Prior to its usage in the copypasta, the phrase "That Shit Was So Cash" was used as a slang expression used to describe a positive experience. On February 8th, 2008, Urban Dictionary [3] user Gus defined the phrase," An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation." The post received more than 1,100 upvotes in less than 14 years (shown below).

y f > TOP DEFINITION S--- was SO cash An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation. Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go? D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and s---. Milo: Yeah? You get any? D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and l'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; s--- was SO cash. Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night. Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed. Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy. Paul: No man, she's nuts. I f----- her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; s--- was SO cash. C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'? Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for lan McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism. C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that n---- that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life? Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; s--- was SO cash. by Gus February 08, 2008

Spread

The meme continued to spread throughout the 2000s and 2010s. On September 9th, 2008, Urban Dictionary[4] user Oversiiiiiight defined "Paulie Carbone," who is widely speculated to be the real name of the man in the picture, by posting the copypasta.


TOP DEFINITION y f > Paulie Carbone S--- was SO cash. Hey F------, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch. RIP Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight September 09, 2008

The copypasta spread to other messageboards. For example, on July 28th, 2009, CheatEngine.org[5] user HackOtaku posted the message (shown below, left).

Soon, variations of the meme, featuring images that resemble the original spread on 4chan. On November 23rd, 2010, for example, an anonymous user posted a version supposedly by a man named Frankie (shown below, right).[6]
File : 1290562525.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:35:25 No.289494XXX [Reply] Hey F------, My name is John. File : 1290561632.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:20:32 No.289491XXX [Reply] Sup John, I'm calling you out My name is Frankie, and I f------ hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper english you dumb f---)

Others posted image edits of the scene and altered the text to match the image. These versions use the image to determine the style in which the copypasta is presented. For example, in 2010, FunnyJunk user ascian posted a variation with the Joseph Ducreau self-portrait, referencing the Archaic Rap meme (shown below).

# 231 to #212 - ascian Reply +10 Good 'morrow my homesexually inclined acquaintances, Jonathan is my birthname, and I have a severe dislike toward each of you. It has become apparent to me that you are all grotesque, rather dimwitted, and unlively fellows, who dedicate a somewhat unhealthy amount of time looking at what one would refer to as 'silly pictures'. In this flat world that we live in, it would seem that the negatives consist entirely of you. In all honesty, hath any of you had intimate relations with a ladies front bottom? One understands that making humerous remarks towards at misfortune may be jolly good, especially if one is unhappy with thine self, but it has become ever more apparent that you here at /b/ are able to find new extremeties in that field. One would even go as far as saying that thine behaviour is more frowned upon than stroking thy rod frantically to photographs in the book of faces. Don't be a coward, attempt if you dare, to smite me down with a well aimed insult; But I must profess that I would consider myself to be the definition of brilliance. I was top jouster in my regiment for heavens sake! Do any of you partake in a sport? Besides fondling yourselves to pictures of those of the Asian descent and/or variety? Forsooth, I also achieve the highest standard in my schooling and have a rather attractive lady-friend (One who but moments ago performed fellatio on me! It was rather spiffing might I add.) All of you are rather attracted to men and should consider ending thy life. I thank thee for taking the time to listen to my tale. Photograph rather relevant: It is my lady and myself.

Identity

The man in the image is reportedly named Paulie Carbone, who was killed in a car accident on July 10, 2007.[1] A number of memorial videos were posted on YouTube to his memory, which have since been deleted.[2] These videos were later the target of troll campagins.[2]

Various Examples
File: Rachel png (620 KB, 640x591) Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:23:02 No. 85052437 985052492 226052578 Hey F------ My name is Ben, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about stupid ass shows and comics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a creator of my own show, and I had a pitch on adult swim. What shows have you created, other than watch me j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also go swimming, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my rainbow □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:26:41 No.85052492 Ss Good thread Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:28:50 No.85052536 http://paulie-carbone.last-memories.com/ 2 Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:31:21 No.85052578 2 I got my d--- stuck in a toaster this moming Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:32:19 No.85052598 P2 U.S. airdates pls, or GTFO " Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:32:25 No.85052600 Its hard to turn Ben into a meme, he barely has a defining personality Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon) 12:35:24 No. 85052659、2-85052772 Should have made the girl Sussie Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:36:39 No.85052677 2 well memed, friend Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:38:40 No. 85052706 Gumbomb in the middle of August f------ hack. □ Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:42:31 No.85052772 > 85052659 Ben is said to be in love with rachel Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:43:32 No.85052799 85052772 not that i do! ahem, scuse me... □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:01:01 No.85054477、>>85054591 e: somehtnging (1.1 MB, 1800x2700 Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)14:05:48 No.85054591 Fap folder □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14.32.57 No.85055200 File: 20160730 205948 ipg (744 KB, 1079x999) 85055329 2285055356 228sosss30 Nice shoop Anonymous 08/01/16(Mnn)14 35 71 Nn 85055245 File: 1449119305569 gif (2.72 MB, 517x384) A+ Detective work there bud, we would have never guessed it wasn't the real thing □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:39:55 No.85055325·35055581 85055200 s the guy on the left sick or something? He looks weird Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:41:28 No.85055356 85055200 Giving credit to you, in case you dont know who I was talking to □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14 8:53 No.85055530 Rachel wasn't really on there?!? Aw f---! I'm glad you told me anon, we were set up big time, aren't you smart? 4:49:50 No.85055561 Why does Rachel cause so much shitpositng? □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:50:25 No.85055581 Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)1 85055325 that rebecca sugar, the bitch he's currently f------ □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)15:01:28 No.85055866 I know you were trying to help, but... I think we knew that it really wasn't rachel. she wouldn't go for guys like ben, but thanks for the help! □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)15:55:37 No.85 Sure you do
GREETINGS SODOMITES TIS [ SIR JOhN AND 】 LOAThE ALL OF Tbov CRETINS FOR Tbov ART ALL OBESE FOOLS WbO WASTE THINE TIME 【N FRIVOLOVS ARTISTRY OF POOR QVAL1Ty bAST ANy AMONGST TheE KNOWN WOMANFLESb? DO NOT FEAR ThEE FOR [ AM A KNIGhT OF SVPERIOR SKILL AND MIGhT SAVE FOR ONANISM WITb NVDE ORIENTAL PORTRAJTVRE? 【 ALSO hAVE A FAIR MAIDEN MANy DELlGbTS OF THE FLEShThe EXPERIENCE WAS AKIN TO MANY GOLD PIECEs YON DICTVRE BE RE1EVANT FOR IT DEPICTS MY WENCh AND 1
File: 1351897723515.ipg-(10 KB, 359x359, me.jpg) 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Ctui8vt) 1 1/02/12(Fri)19:08:43 No.434472675 Replies: Hey dudes, My name is Phil, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, funny people who spend every second of their day looking at funny s--- and sharing them with us. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, I bet you all get p---- on a regular basis. I mean, its fun making fun of people because of their own disabilities, but you all take to a whole new level! This is even cooler than jerking off Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm not that cool, though. I build model trains, listen to Gordon Lightfoot sing about sinking ships, and Ive only got about 2 real friends. How many friends do you have, other than "Over 9000"? My grades aren't that good, and used to have a banging hot girlfriend (She just broke up with me; S--- was SO sad). You are all cool who should keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: Its me and my p----

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External References

[1] Gonetosoon.org – Paulie Carbone (page unavailable)

[2] Encyclopedia Dramatica – So Cash

[3] Urban Dictionary – Shit was SO cash

[4] Urban Dictionary – Paulie Carbone

[5] CheatEngine.org – HackOtaku's Post

[6] FunnyJunk – ascian's Post

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Shit Was So Cash

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About

Shit Was So Cash is a copypasta from the latter half of 2007. Originating from a post on the 4chan imageboard /b/, the copypasta is a sexually explicit rant in which the poster berates the community while portraying oneself as an alpha male (similar to the Navy Seal Copypasta.). Shit Was So Cash remains one of the most infamous copypastas on the internet and has maintained steady usage since its origin. In addition to the copypasta, an image associated with the text of a man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around a woman inspired a series of image edits that correspond to the text's content.

Origin

The original post was made in mid-to-late 2007 on 4chan's /b/ board. The original post featured the copypasta along with an image of a young man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around what appeared to be his girlfriend, as supported by the text (shown below).


"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

Precursor

Prior to its usage in the copypasta, the phrase "That Shit Was So Cash" was used as a slang expression used to describe a positive experience. On February 8th, 2008, Urban Dictionary [3] user Gus defined the phrase," An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation." The post received more than 1,100 upvotes in less than 14 years (shown below).


y f > TOP DEFINITION S--- was SO cash An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation. Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go? D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and s---. Milo: Yeah? You get any? D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and l'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; s--- was SO cash. Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night. Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed. Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy. Paul: No man, she's nuts. I f----- her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; s--- was SO cash. C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'? Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for lan McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism. C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that n---- that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life? Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; s--- was SO cash. by Gus February 08, 2008

Spread

The meme continued to spread throughout the 2000s and 2010s. On September 9th, 2008, Urban Dictionary[4] user Oversiiiiiight defined "Paulie Carbone," who is widely speculated to be the real name of the man in the picture, by posting the copypasta.


TOP DEFINITION y f > Paulie Carbone S--- was SO cash. Hey F------, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch. RIP Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight September 09, 2008


The copypasta spread to other messageboards. For example, on July 28th, 2009, CheatEngine.org[5] user HackOtaku posted the message (shown below, left).

Soon, variations of the meme, featuring images that resemble the original spread on 4chan. On November 23rd, 2010, for example, an anonymous user posted a version supposedly by a man named Frankie (shown below, right).[6]


File : 1290562525.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:35:25 No.289494XXX [Reply] Hey F------, My name is John. File : 1290561632.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:20:32 No.289491XXX [Reply] Sup John, I'm calling you out My name is Frankie, and I f------ hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper english you dumb f---)

Others posted image edits of the scene and altered the text to match the image. These versions use the image to determine the style in which the copypasta is presented. For example, in 2010, FunnyJunk user ascian posted a variation with the Joseph Ducreau self-portrait, referencing the Archaic Rap meme (shown below).


# 231 to #212 - ascian Reply +10 Good 'morrow my homesexually inclined acquaintances, Jonathan is my birthname, and I have a severe dislike toward each of you. It has become apparent to me that you are all grotesque, rather dimwitted, and unlively fellows, who dedicate a somewhat unhealthy amount of time looking at what one would refer to as 'silly pictures'. In this flat world that we live in, it would seem that the negatives consist entirely of you. In all honesty, hath any of you had intimate relations with a ladies front bottom? One understands that making humerous remarks towards at misfortune may be jolly good, especially if one is unhappy with thine self, but it has become ever more apparent that you here at /b/ are able to find new extremeties in that field. One would even go as far as saying that thine behaviour is more frowned upon than stroking thy rod frantically to photographs in the book of faces. Don't be a coward, attempt if you dare, to smite me down with a well aimed insult; But I must profess that I would consider myself to be the definition of brilliance. I was top jouster in my regiment for heavens sake! Do any of you partake in a sport? Besides fondling yourselves to pictures of those of the Asian descent and/or variety? Forsooth, I also achieve the highest standard in my schooling and have a rather attractive lady-friend (One who but moments ago performed fellatio on me! It was rather spiffing might I add.) All of you are rather attracted to men and should consider ending thy life. I thank thee for taking the time to listen to my tale. Photograph rather relevant: It is my lady and myself.

Identity

The man in the image is reportedly named Paulie Carbone, who was killed in a car accident on July 10, 2007.[1] A number of memorial videos were posted on YouTube to his memory, which have since been deleted.[2] These videos were later the target of troll campagins.[2]

Various Examples


File: Rachel png (620 KB, 640x591) Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:23:02 No. 85052437 985052492 226052578 Hey F------ My name is Ben, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about stupid ass shows and comics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a creator of my own show, and I had a pitch on adult swim. What shows have you created, other than watch me j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also go swimming, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my rainbow □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:26:41 No.85052492 Ss Good thread Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:28:50 No.85052536 http://paulie-carbone.last-memories.com/ 2 Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:31:21 No.85052578 2 I got my d--- stuck in a toaster this moming Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:32:19 No.85052598 P2 U.S. airdates pls, or GTFO " Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:32:25 No.85052600 Its hard to turn Ben into a meme, he barely has a defining personality Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon) 12:35:24 No. 85052659、2-85052772 Should have made the girl Sussie Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:36:39 No.85052677 2 well memed, friend Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)12:38:40 No. 85052706 Gumbomb in the middle of August f------ hack. □ Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:42:31 No.85052772 > 85052659 Ben is said to be in love with rachel Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)12:43:32 No.85052799 85052772 not that i do! ahem, scuse me... □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:01:01 No.85054477、>>85054591 e: somehtnging (1.1 MB, 1800x2700 Ben Bocquelet 08/01/16(Mon)14:05:48 No.85054591 Fap folder □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14.32.57 No.85055200 File: 20160730 205948 ipg (744 KB, 1079x999) 85055329 2285055356 228sosss30 Nice shoop Anonymous 08/01/16(Mnn)14 35 71 Nn 85055245 File: 1449119305569 gif (2.72 MB, 517x384) A+ Detective work there bud, we would have never guessed it wasn't the real thing □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:39:55 No.85055325·35055581 85055200 s the guy on the left sick or something? He looks weird Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:41:28 No.85055356 85055200 Giving credit to you, in case you dont know who I was talking to □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14 8:53 No.85055530 Rachel wasn't really on there?!? Aw f---! I'm glad you told me anon, we were set up big time, aren't you smart? 4:49:50 No.85055561 Why does Rachel cause so much shitpositng? □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)14:50:25 No.85055581 Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)1 85055325 that rebecca sugar, the bitch he's currently f------ □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)15:01:28 No.85055866 I know you were trying to help, but... I think we knew that it really wasn't rachel. she wouldn't go for guys like ben, but thanks for the help! □ Anonymous 08/01/16(Mon)15:55:37 No.85 Sure you do GREETINGS SODOMITES TIS [ SIR JOhN AND 】 LOAThE ALL OF Tbov CRETINS FOR Tbov ART ALL OBESE FOOLS WbO WASTE THINE TIME 【N FRIVOLOVS ARTISTRY OF POOR QVAL1Ty bAST ANy AMONGST TheE KNOWN WOMANFLESb? DO NOT FEAR ThEE FOR [ AM A KNIGhT OF SVPERIOR SKILL AND MIGhT SAVE FOR ONANISM WITb NVDE ORIENTAL PORTRAJTVRE? 【 ALSO hAVE A FAIR MAIDEN MANy DELlGbTS OF THE FLEShThe EXPERIENCE WAS AKIN TO MANY GOLD PIECEs YON DICTVRE BE RE1EVANT FOR IT DEPICTS MY WENCh AND 1
File: 1351897723515.ipg-(10 KB, 359x359, me.jpg) 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Ctui8vt) 1 1/02/12(Fri)19:08:43 No.434472675 Replies: Hey dudes, My name is Phil, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, funny people who spend every second of their day looking at funny s--- and sharing them with us. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, I bet you all get p---- on a regular basis. I mean, its fun making fun of people because of their own disabilities, but you all take to a whole new level! This is even cooler than jerking off Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm not that cool, though. I build model trains, listen to Gordon Lightfoot sing about sinking ships, and Ive only got about 2 real friends. How many friends do you have, other than "Over 9000"? My grades aren't that good, and used to have a banging hot girlfriend (She just broke up with me; S--- was SO sad). You are all cool who should keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: Its me and my p----

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External References

[1] Gonetosoon.org – Paulie Carbone (page unavailable)

[2] Encyclopedia Dramatica – So Cash

[3] Urban Dictionary – Shit was SO cash

[4] Urban Dictionary – Paulie Carbone

[5] CheatEngine.org – HackOtaku's Post

[6] FunnyJunk – ascian's Post

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My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

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Hey riders,
My name is Mr. Bones, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, lazy thrill seekers who spend every second of their day riding my stupid ass coaster. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten off my ride? I, mean, I guess it’s fun to go on a roller coaster once in a while, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than staying in the park after closing.
Don’t be a stranger (we’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other). Just hit me with your best shot. My ride’s pretty much perfect. It’s got 40,000 feet of track, and takes 4 years to ride once. What have you accomplished in life, other than scream “I want to get off Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride!” I also get lines heading straight out of the park, and my ride ends with a bang (Some riders just blew up. Shit was SO spooky). You are all faggots who will die on my ride. Thanks for riding.
Pic related: It’s me and my wild ride.

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