Notes:

"Hey Deadbeats,
My name is Jamie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching my s----- movie. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to cartoons.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 2.5 million reasons to continue acting, and starter on my dance team. What acting do you do, other than "looking in the mirror and drawing faces on yourself"? I also get 1,000,000 dollars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO ballin and radical). You are all fat nerds who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"