Oh, I, er, created a new religion about a month ago, as you do, and we had our first schism within the first few weeks.

So now KYM has three natural religions. The Cult of the Circle, The Church of Shirley and Dr Neo Cortex.

It's statistically proven that a follower of any of these religions is 30% cooler than the average person and has an 80% chance of getting their N-Word pass approved on their first attempt.