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Isn't this is (Chuckles in Chemical Warfare) illegal B-Baka!? It is August 23rd 2043. Nyahtalie Korevshenko, 14 years-old, is a member of the 3rd Shock Trooper regiment of the Weebistani armed forces, recently recruited from her home town of Keikaku. Although still fresh-faced and inexperienced, Nyahtalie came first in her class in Advanced Glomping and Tactical Sword-Folding. It is currently 11am and the regiment will soon be launching an assault on the trenches held by the S------ Expeditionary Forces, hoping to catch them off-guard by attacking under the cover of daylight. The commander of the regiment, Captain U~isukā, is in the process of giving a loud and rousing speech to her troops, a move criticised by later historians as being one of the primary reasons why the S.E.F. were alerted to the upcoming attack. "Robots? ROBOTS! Are enemies hide behind Metal Men!?" "Teh Cowards! TEH FEWLS! We...we should take away their Metal Men!" Gripping her Meowser tightly and with a deafening "Kiyaa", Nyahtalie and the rest of her comrades stormed out of their trenches and surged forward to meet the foe. Despite attacking a frontline trench with no fore-warning in the middle of a sunny summer day, the 3rd Shock Trooper regiment came under immediate enemy fire as soon as the first member cleared the parapet. In the mad rush across no-man's land, many shock troopers were cut down when their battle dresses got snagged on barbed wire or were drowned when they fell into the water-filled shell holes that scarred the landscape. More tragedy would follow when, after coming into striking distance, many shock troopers were struck out of the air by precise shots, lucky shrapnel and hastily hurled helmets when they glomped too high or too early at the foe. In the places where the remnants of the regiment had made contact with the foe, the air was filled with the sounds of clashing steel, screeching metal and the sinister hiss of girl and machine alike. Nyahtalie had timed her pounce well, catching a machinegun crew off guard, killing the loader with a well-placed shot before crashing feet first onto the head of the gunner, crumpling the machine's head under foot. Whilst recovering from this manoeuvre, one of the robots assaulted her and began a desperate struggle for her life as they wrestled within the tight confines of the S.E.F. assault trench; her own terrified face reflected in the blank, emotionless brass plate of the machine's own. Sensing an opportunity, the young soldier kicked off the machine's chest, breaking free and buying herself enough space to draw her standard issue katana. Before she could strike at the machine, what would come to be known as one of the most terrifying war cries in history suddenly pierced the din of battle as the human retainers of the S.E.F cried out: "YOLO" Suddenly a foul-smelling wind swept through the assault trench. Within minutes, all the shock troopers were on the ground, blood pouring from their eyes and their smol, smol hands clawing desperately at their throats. The last thing Nyahtalie saw of this world before going to the great haram in the sky was the battered war machine she was fighting dabbing on her whilst the sound of malicious mechanical laughter rang in her ears. With a distorted crackle of "Git Good Scrub" the world went dark for Nyahtalie and she journeyed on into the afterlife. Within three days of this disastrous attack on the enemy, a combined counter-offensive between the S.E.F, the 26th Russian Heavy Battalion (Rus.H.B) and the Winged Kurwassars overwhelmed the poorly prepared Weebistani defences. This led to an all-out route which effectively brought the Weebistani invasion of Poland to an end, with all future battles fought exclusively in Weebistan itself. The sacrifice of Nyahtalie and her comrades was all in vain. Nyahtalie Korevshenko Aug 2029 - Aug 2043 Rest In Piss Imperialist Dog

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Tales of the Western Front: Charge of the 3rd Shock Trooper Regiment


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