Kobolds - Coal has a Great butt!

"Who needs tits anyway?"

Argonians.

I mean, my experience with the series has been Skyrim (playing proper) and Morrowind (memes and grand, intoxicating shitposts), but ironically those shitposts gave me more insight into the absurd amount of lore in the series.

Apparently Argonians are mostly born in the Black Marsh swamps, where they suckle the sap of Hist trees, or something like that, and that gives them soul (given how ES lore is, that's probably a fact). If an Argonian is born outside of the Black Marsh, alternatively, they can get some Hist sap stored in their mother's chest to grant them a soul and proper commune with their kin or something like that.

That's right, apparently ES lore has a logical explanation for reptilian tiddies.

As a leg, thigh, and foot man, a good butt often comes with juicy thighs, so this works for me quite nicely.