I couldn't help but figure that you would try and do just that, Ethan. Good thing I am here to put you back on track and get you out of that damned castle and in my sister's bedroom. The Dimitrescu pool is nothing compared to the mighty Redfield gene pool! So come along and fertilize Claire's oasis with your palm tree, you lucky bastard!

I too wondered about the porpoise of that underground pool.
Good to see that it does have a reason to exist.