Muscle sister by k28imi | Tomboy

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>Put in your will that you want to be buried as close as possible to Thick, muscly tomboy.
>Die.
>Her family gets a restraining order against your corpse approved.
>They exhume your cadaver, cremate it and scatter the ashes into the landfill.
>At least you weren't alive to witness it.
>Meanwhile, in the afterlife, God is weighing your soul.
>You've been deemed unfit to enter Heaven.
>God banishes you to Hell.
>First person you see in Hell is Stephen Hawking.
>He calls you a faggot.
>Next person you see in Hell is Prince.
>You ask him "Did the elevator get you down?"
>He breaks your nose and calls you a faggot.
>Next person you see is the Muscly Tomboy you wanted to be buried next to.
>Ask what she did to get banished to Hell.
>She turns out to have been an inexcusably horrible person.
>You're no longer into her at all.
>With your face wrinkled in disgust you say:
>"Ughhhh! Now I wish I wasn't buried next to you!"