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Anon dislikes neets | /r/Greentext
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![O File: 56310310_1205678796271654(..).jpg (28 KB, 640x640) O Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)02:00:20 No.857841354 [Reply] > welcome to thegcci sture >be me >recently broke up with gf >almost fall into alcoholism, drink every day and all the time with breaks only for sleep, down about 30 bottles of beer every day >ffw 3 weeks later >it's time to get up, anon, you can't be like this -I say to myself >install tinder >throw some of my best pics, I'm a solid 11/10 so I always get attention >match with a qt 3.14, solid 8/10 >shy, pretty much an introvert >after a few days of talking we decide to meet irl >go for her by bus because my car broke down, is at mechanic >we hug and exchange smiles, she is pretty stressed out about it it seems >don't care, let's go back to my place, i didn't tidy it up for no reason >we get on a bus, on the next stop a ticket inspector comes in, I didn't know it at that point >we're in a f------ traffic jam, great >TICKET INSPECTION, PLEASE PREPARE THEM 420.69 >fugg I don't have one, "femanon, you got a ticket?" >she nods to me no >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >he finally comes to us and asks us to show them to him, I look clumsily around my pockets trying to buy us time >tell him to come back in a second >he goes away w--.jpg >whatever, we are out of the jam and almost at a stop >the inspector is on his way back, NOT good >"femanon, we run the f--- outta here once the bus stops" >bail at the speed of light out of that bus with femanon, the inspector starts running after us >after about 5 minutes find some trees and bushes to hide in >"anon, that... was cool as hell" >waitwhat.mp4 >"I always wanted to do something like this, feel some adrenaline" >ohalright.kek >"anon, kiss me." >she leans in for a kiss and so do I >out of nowhere, the ticket inspector comes right up and shoots her through the back of her head and straight through the forehead >I look at him, laugh and high-five him >proceed to f--- her in the newly created head-hole It was a good day, anons, how was yours?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/135/454/857.png "Anon gets some head | /r/Greentext")
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![File: life.png (386 KB, 644x800) Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)03:54:55 No.79131227 [Reply] >be me >26 y/o wagecuck >still living at home with my parents >wake up at 6 AM every day, drag myself to my boring 9-5 >work in a cubicle, surrounded by people I can't stand >>79131292 >>79131409 >spend all day pretending to care about spreadsheets and meetings >coworkers talk about their weekend plans; all I did was play vidya and browse the internet >try to join the conversation, they ignore me and keep talking about sports or whatever normie stuff >eat lunch alone at my desk every day >come home, too tired to do anything but stare at my computer screen >thought being an adult would mean freedom, but it just means more responsibilities and less fun >tfw no gf, no social life, no future prospects >feels like I'm just going through the motions >some days I wish I could just escape this endless loop >but I'll be back at my desk tomorrow, same as always >guess I'll just keep scrolling and pretending everything's fine](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/925/869/106.png "Anon realizes hes a wagecuck | /r/Greentext")
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