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>me >driving my chalk ass around town >sippin on that Wild Cherry Caprisun >goin like 3 mph over the limit 332 KB JPG >redwhite&blue lights behind me >ah, the sight of freedom en route to f--- up minorities >move over to let the pig through >pig follows suit behind me >drive for a few miles more >pig still there >huh must be a mistake >pull over >pig approaches my window >license and registration s--- >tells me l've got a warrant for a lolinapping >kick loli's head on the floorboard to keep that bitch quiet >officer, you must have the wrong guy >GET THE F--- OUT OF THE CAR >pig f------ points his gun at ME >slowly get out of the car >put my hands in the air revealing my Uno TM Reverse Card >cop muttering to himself >yeah mutha f---- give me yo s--- >arrest the former pig and take him in >loli returned safely to her parents >Mayor heralds me town hero Thank god I'm white

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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