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>me >driving my chalk ass around town >sippin on that Wild Cherry Caprisun >goin like 3 mph over the limit 332 KB JPG >redwhite&blue lights behind me >ah, the sight of freedom en route to f--- up minorities >move over to let the pig through >pig follows suit behind me >drive for a few miles more >pig still there >huh must be a mistake >pull over >pig approaches my window >license and registration s--- >tells me l've got a warrant for a lolinapping >kick loli's head on the floorboard to keep that bitch quiet >officer, you must have the wrong guy >GET THE F--- OUT OF THE CAR >pig f------ points his gun at ME >slowly get out of the car >put my hands in the air revealing my Uno TM Reverse Card >cop muttering to himself >yeah mutha f---- give me yo s--- >arrest the former pig and take him in >loli returned safely to her parents >Mayor heralds me town hero Thank god I'm white

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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