British People / Bri'ish - Pound Power

I see your snub-nosed .38 and raise you a fuck-huge Naval Cannon.

I've ridden in a tank and I can say that it is a rather loud and uncomfortable experience, which is a great shame for you as I style on you in a goddam Jet Fighter from above.

I'll admit, you've got me on the TV License there, but I hope you've been enjoying most of the sub-par content the BBC has been putting out lately, as you Johnny foreigners have been paying for it too.

Now I've checked with my local Imam and Sadhu to make sure it was ok to post the following; and they said it was ok.

Unfortunately the Rabbi's gotten into another knife fight with a multi-cultural, ethnically diverse gang of inner-city youths, so I can't get his opinion on the matter.

Unfortunately he's in Birmingham, so if I stepped in to help him, I would be publicly condemned by the Labour Party for not tolerating the gang's traditional beliefs.