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"Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me" Hat Parodies - the long brim

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That permeates this barren y The bane of creatures subaqueous A man, scorned by this uncaring earth As I cast Into the aquatic abysS Finds solace in the sea. The mortal pointlessness Let any fish Who meets my gaze Learn the true meaning of fear For I am the harbinger of death y Tod is true and unwaveriar My only frlend The worm upon my hook Wriggling, writhing Struggling to surmount world I am alone I am empty And yet I fish

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Jokes Joestar 👌ꙮ

Jul 10, 2021 at 09:16PM EDT in reply to pocketlint60

FISHING. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE FISHED SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD FISH WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE EXPERIENCE I HAVE WITH FISHING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR FISH. FISH. FISH.

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