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: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)11:04:04 No.863449183 >Be me >Edgy retard >Love black humor >Love to make fun of people who die in stupid ways, like those who hang themself with a short rope, since slow strangling is one of the worst ways to 1.08 MB PNG die. >Love these kinds of jokes so much that I even tell some of them to my family >Once I even talk about hanging in great detail, and how the people who killed themself in this way were morons suffered in a terrible way >Noted how my mother never laughed at my stupid jokes, I thought she just didn't like them > One day, while walking home after work with my mother, we start talking about people with mental illness >She mentions how, after WW2, 2 boys of her village who had survived the conflict killed themself by hanging >I call them retard and say once again how hanging is such a horrible way to die >She watches me with a strange look, and I asked her what was it >TFW I discover that my maternal grandmother had killed herself in the same way >Toward the end of her life, she had started to become blind, and because all of her daughters had transferred elsewhere, and because her husband was always out and spent almost no time with her, she basically lived alone. >She couldn't take it anymore and killed herself >Tfw I finally realize why my grandfather, before he died, clearly asked to be buried away from her since he was ashamed of something, and I never knew what that thing was since no one ever told me >Tfw I realize I always made fun of my Grandmother >Tfw I'm retarded 4 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)11:04:04 No.863449183 >Be me >Edgy retard >Love black humor >Love to make fun of people who die in stupid ways, like those who hang themself with a short rope, since slow strangling is one of the worst ways to 1.08 MB PNG die. >Love these kinds of jokes so much that I even tell some of them to my family >Once I even talk about hanging in great detail, and how the people who killed themself in this way were morons suffered in a terrible way >Noted how my mother never laughed at my stupid jokes, I thought she just didn't like them > One day, while walking home after work with my mother, we start talking about people with mental illness >She mentions how, after WW2, 2 boys of her village who had survived the conflict killed themself by hanging >I call them retard and say once again how hanging is such a horrible way to die >She watches me with a strange look, and I asked her what was it >TFW I discover that my maternal grandmother had killed herself in the same way >Toward the end of her life, she had started to become blind, and because all of her daughters had transferred elsewhere, and because her husband was always out and spent almost no time with her, she basically lived alone. >She couldn't take it anymore and killed herself >Tfw I finally realize why my grandfather, before he died, clearly asked to be buried away from her since he was ashamed of something, and I never knew what that thing was since no one ever told me >Tfw I realize I always made fun of my Grandmother >Tfw I'm retarded 4 Replies View Thread

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