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Do you know the original Chad? | /r/Greentext
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![File: mfw.jpg (54 KB, 1125x1107) Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)21:10:18 No.65447518 [Reply] >>65447564 >be me in 3rd grade >about to take math test >decide to attempt to fart as loud as I can >absolutely rip ass >feel s--- in pants >ohshit.jpg >teacher sniffed me out after about 15 minutes >sends me to school nurse >school nurse calls mom to bring me a new pair of pants >get new pants and go into bathroom to change >put new pants on top of toilet paper dispenser while I take off old pants >new pants slide off of TP dispenser into the f------ toilet >panic.jpg >put s----- pants back on >tell nurse what happened](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/953/e9f.png "Anon has an accident | /r/Greentext")
![File: 861.jpg (55 KB, 991x672) Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)18:10:53 No.65454293 [Reply] ► Any other rich robots here? >be me, 27, virgin >make 300k a year >work 70hrs a week >grew up poor >wanted to make money as a child so I could "raise a family" >starting to realise there might not be a family to raise I thought money was supposed to make dating easy but I'm literally still a loser who gets 0 action What do I do fellow robots 500](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/863/5ec.png "Anon wants a family | /r/Greentext")
![File (hide): 1ce664e2da12cb6..png (56.32 KB, 750x950, 15:19. skeleton german wojak by p.png) (h) (u. [-) ► Anonymous (You) 09/20/21 (Mon) 21:53:32 No.62924 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] >be me, 19 year old femanon >become exchange student, and go to the US >host family is nice >their son, lets call him Dave, is cute >ffw 3 months >son celebrates birthday, he turns 18 >he was eyeballing me the whole time >think that he might have a shot at me, if he tries it >we get completely wasted, his parents go to sleep, we move to their party shed >some people leave early, we are left with his "core" group of 5 friends. >l become topic of the conversation >they ask many questions about my homeland >"We already know most germans are still Nazis, why are you like this?" >"You do not really have freedom there, must be nice to experience the Us, right?" >"I heard age of consent in germany is 14, why are most of your men pedophiles?" >S--- went on like that for almost 20 minutes, while I tried to explain stuff to them with my heavy german accent >Get ridiculed, and mocked, they wont even listen, even Dave joins in >Go outside in tears >Some times passes >Dave comes to me >Wraps his arm around my back, and tells me that it's alright, that it was all just fun and games >I smell his alcoholic breath, instantly disgusted >He tries to close in for a kiss, I push him away >He grabs my neck and tells me that I shouldn't play hard to get, he knows that german women like it rough >Scream at the top of my lungs for help >His father comes outside, only wearing underwear >Asks what happened >Point at his son, tell him that he tried to force himself upon me >Father completely flips, and gives his son a clean uppercut >Instant knockout >Comforts me, takes me inside, his wife listens in shock as I explained everything that happened >Can't believe what I just told her >They tell me that they he will not get away easy, and that they will get the police involved](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/827/faf.png "Superior Nation. | /r/Greentext")
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