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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Reality Crew speaking: As foretold by the Mayan calender, the Universe is one year away from it's final destination, where this reality will terminate. Please prepare to vacate the universe. Return all matter to its pre-atomic state, and place any left over dark matter into the black holes provided. If you require any of your checkout procedure to be recorded as string theory equations, then please collect and retain any dimensions you require beyond the third. Any remaining Time can be claimed back as Space if you correctly fill in your Time Return forms. If you've not yet been issued with a Time Return form, then this is an illusion caused by your limited dimensionality. Relax, and an authorized time collection agent will have been visiting you. On behalf of our parent company, The Gods, and our Earth ground crew, The Mayans, we hope you enjoyed your stay in this reality and would choose to participate in an inexplicable and random expression of spontaneously generated space-time in what, for want of a better term, we shall call "the future". Like Comment Unfolow Post Share 13 hours ago and 6 others like this. Is there any possibility to fill in an evaluation form as a stakeholder of this reality? I would like to submit a complaint about the length of my share of reality. 11 hours ago Like No refunds! 9 hours ago Like Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha have been visiting you.. Funking hahahahahahahahahahahah" awesome, 9 hours ago Like failbook.com

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Everyone: The world didn't end in 2012! The Aztecs were wrong! The dyslexic Aztec prophet realizing that he meant to say 2021: u/winkysocks21
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EVERYONE WHO WAS BORN BEFORE THE END OF ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN DECEMBER LIKE WE SHOULD ALL HAVE OUR WAR STORIES AND PRETEND TO BE VETERANS AND TELL OUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS STORIES ABOUT WHEN WE DEFEATED THE ZOMBIES AND WE SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT IN HISTORY TEXTBOOKS AND SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DENY THAT IT EVER HAPPENED JUST HAD THEIR MINDS WIPED BY THE ALIENS meme
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