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File: 1379863622342.jpg-(14 KB, 475x475, 36.jpg) Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:02 UTC-3 No.507331736 >Be me >30 years old >Had gotten married 8 years ago at 22 >Wife stays at home. I work 80 hours a week and pay all the expenses >She's been acting weird lately >Get home from work one day >She has to talk >l chuckle to lighten her up >"No, anon. This is serious." >ohshit.jpg >l assume she's just prego, won't be the end of the world >She's not prego. Way worse than that. >She tells me she's been cheating on me for the past 3 years >With two different guys >They're f------ n------, too >She tells me it was my fault for not giving her enough attention >Tell her I had to work 80 hours a week to support us >She says that doesn't matter >whatthefuck.png >I'm f------ stunned, tell her I need a few days alone >Forgive her >Turns out she was actually anticipating for me to break up with her so l'd look like the bad guy >2 weeks later she ends it with me because I didn't end it with her >Feminist judge in divorce Court >She takes the house >She takes the car >She takes like half of my paycheck on alimony the >She's f------ the n------ in the house I'm paying for >She's driving around in the car I bought >fuckingcunt.png >She doesn't give a f--- that I poured my heart into her >She doesn't give a f--- that she meant the world to me >She doesn't give a f--- that I would have died for her Cont'd I Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:28 UTC-3 No.507331787 Replies: >507332196 >Run into her outside of mall. She winks at me like it's a big joke >l'm f------ furious, call her a disgusting bitch. >Arrested for verbal assault. >Quit job, binge drink for two weeks >Completely down, exhausted, half drunk >Get arrested for missing alimony payment, thrown in jail for 2 months Get out >Get out of jail, keep drinking. Homeless >She's ruined my life >I'm homeles >No family or friends to help me >Feels so betrayed. Lost everything >No idea what to do. Want to kill myself >Decide to give life one last chance >Only have $10 to my name >Buy a lotto ticke >Check it the following day >Winner. >Winner. >Winner. $13 million f------ dollars >I'm on f------ TV collecting the cheque >Ex-wife finds out >She stalks me and approaches me in-person at car dealership >She's crying, begging for me back >Tell her karma is a bitch and walk away >Move to Norway, renounce my U.S. citizenship >All her friends constantly messaging me, telling me she loves me >They're saying she's changed >Laugh hard and block their numbers, tell them never to contact me again >mfw l'll never have to give her a dime again >mfw the house got repossessed >mfw the car got stolen >mfw she'll probably never have a chance at a happy marriage with anybody ever again >mfw I'm happily re-married at 38 with a beautiful norwegian who runs a law firm with me >mfw karma really is a bitch

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Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently
File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.
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