File: 1379863622342.jpg-(14 KB, 475x475, 36.jpg) Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:02 UTC-3 No.507331736 >Be me >30 years old >Had gotten married 8 years ago at 22 >Wife stays at home. I work 80 hours a week and pay all the expenses >She's been acting weird lately >Get home from work one day >She has to talk >l chuckle to lighten her up >"No, anon. This is serious." >ohshit.jpg >l assume she's just prego, won't be the end of the world >She's not prego. Way worse than that. >She tells me she's been cheating on me for the past 3 years >With two different guys >They're f------ n------, too >She tells me it was my fault for not giving her enough attention >Tell her I had to work 80 hours a week to support us >She says that doesn't matter >whatthefuck.png >I'm f------ stunned, tell her I need a few days alone >Forgive her >Turns out she was actually anticipating for me to break up with her so l'd look like the bad guy >2 weeks later she ends it with me because I didn't end it with her >Feminist judge in divorce Court >She takes the house >She takes the car >She takes like half of my paycheck on alimony the >She's f------ the n------ in the house I'm paying for >She's driving around in the car I bought >fuckingcunt.png >She doesn't give a f--- that I poured my heart into her >She doesn't give a f--- that she meant the world to me >She doesn't give a f--- that I would have died for her Cont'd I Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:28 UTC-3 No.507331787 Replies: >507332196 >Run into her outside of mall. She winks at me like it's a big joke >l'm f------ furious, call her a disgusting bitch. >Arrested for verbal assault. >Quit job, binge drink for two weeks >Completely down, exhausted, half drunk >Get arrested for missing alimony payment, thrown in jail for 2 months Get out >Get out of jail, keep drinking. Homeless >She's ruined my life >I'm homeles >No family or friends to help me >Feels so betrayed. Lost everything >No idea what to do. Want to kill myself >Decide to give life one last chance >Only have $10 to my name >Buy a lotto ticke >Check it the following day >Winner. >Winner. >Winner. $13 million f------ dollars >I'm on f------ TV collecting the cheque >Ex-wife finds out >She stalks me and approaches me in-person at car dealership >She's crying, begging for me back >Tell her karma is a bitch and walk away >Move to Norway, renounce my U.S. citizenship >All her friends constantly messaging me, telling me she loves me >They're saying she's changed >Laugh hard and block their numbers, tell them never to contact me again >mfw l'll never have to give her a dime again >mfw the house got repossessed >mfw the car got stolen >mfw she'll probably never have a chance at a happy marriage with anybody ever again >mfw I'm happily re-married at 38 with a beautiful norwegian who runs a law firm with me >mfw karma really is a bitch

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File: 1379863622342.jpg-(14 KB, 475x475, 36.jpg) Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:02 UTC-3 No.507331736 >Be me >30 years old >Had gotten married 8 years ago at 22 >Wife stays at home. I work 80 hours a week and pay all the expenses >She's been acting weird lately >Get home from work one day >She has to talk >l chuckle to lighten her up >"No, anon. This is serious." >ohshit.jpg >l assume she's just prego, won't be the end of the world >She's not prego. Way worse than that. >She tells me she's been cheating on me for the past 3 years >With two different guys >They're f------ n------, too >She tells me it was my fault for not giving her enough attention >Tell her I had to work 80 hours a week to support us >She says that doesn't matter >whatthefuck.png >I'm f------ stunned, tell her I need a few days alone >Forgive her >Turns out she was actually anticipating for me to break up with her so l'd look like the bad guy >2 weeks later she ends it with me because I didn't end it with her >Feminist judge in divorce Court >She takes the house >She takes the car >She takes like half of my paycheck on alimony the >She's f------ the n------ in the house I'm paying for >She's driving around in the car I bought >fuckingcunt.png >She doesn't give a f--- that I poured my heart into her >She doesn't give a f--- that she meant the world to me >She doesn't give a f--- that I would have died for her Cont'd I Anonymous 09/22/13(Sun)12:27:28 UTC-3 No.507331787 Replies: >507332196 >Run into her outside of mall. She winks at me like it's a big joke >l'm f------ furious, call her a disgusting bitch. >Arrested for verbal assault. >Quit job, binge drink for two weeks >Completely down, exhausted, half drunk >Get arrested for missing alimony payment, thrown in jail for 2 months Get out >Get out of jail, keep drinking. Homeless >She's ruined my life >I'm homeles >No family or friends to help me >Feels so betrayed. Lost everything >No idea what to do. Want to kill myself >Decide to give life one last chance >Only have $10 to my name >Buy a lotto ticke >Check it the following day >Winner. >Winner. >Winner. $13 million f------ dollars >I'm on f------ TV collecting the cheque >Ex-wife finds out >She stalks me and approaches me in-person at car dealership >She's crying, begging for me back >Tell her karma is a bitch and walk away >Move to Norway, renounce my U.S. citizenship >All her friends constantly messaging me, telling me she loves me >They're saying she's changed >Laugh hard and block their numbers, tell them never to contact me again >mfw l'll never have to give her a dime again >mfw the house got repossessed >mfw the car got stolen >mfw she'll probably never have a chance at a happy marriage with anybody ever again >mfw I'm happily re-married at 38 with a beautiful norwegian who runs a law firm with me >mfw karma really is a bitch

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