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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)03:13:04 No.870019628 >Be me, in university and living with five (5) roommates. >One of them is scared he'd caught a dirty d--- and doesn't know what to do. >Doesn't want to get tested, so I 55 KB JPG volunteer to get tested with him to calm his sex-addled nerves. >Tell him we'd arrange to go see Dr. Terry. >l go in first. >Tell Dr. Terry whať's up. >He just gives me a cup to pee into and a requisition for some blood work. >Spend the next twenty (20) minutes chatting with Dr. Terry about wristwatches and riding motorcycles. >Roommate's turn. >Asks me how it went before he goes in. >Tell him Dr. Terry pushed a metal rod up my peehole until it hit something hard and made a clinking noise. >Tell him my mouth tastes of Aspirin®. >His face when:

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Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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anons autism is a weapon to surpass metal gear | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 808833626 >be me >~15 >metal gear solid 3 just came out >save up hard-earned money to buy a bunch of military gear to look like snake >every couple of weeks i go out late at night and sneak around town, going into malls and such while avoiding detection >sometimes i walk through the jungle >i live in florida, which is very similar in terrain to vietnam and they used to train special forces during the vietnam war in florida >so its the best place for sneaky beaky >family goes to ybor city (district of Tampa with a very large cuban population) for vacation to escape hurricane katrina (of course it just ended up turning and we got hit anyways) >we walk into a cuban tobacco shop >my mom is a mexican immigrant, starts speaking to the guy in spanish >looks at me >"you know anon, back in mexico our parents used to let us smoke and drink every now and then. wanna try a cigar?" >"sure mom, but let me take it home, ill try it later" >i buy a big, fat, brown cuban cigar just like the one snake smokes >fast forward a few days, we head back to town, the whole place is ruined >national guard is there, handing out food and water >our house is mostly okay, just some fallen trees which i help clean up >fast forward to night time >get geared up, sneak out at 1 in the morning to go complete my "mission" >i decide to head to a big outdoor mall that everybody my age goes to after school >sneak past armed, uniformed soldiers on my way, i feel like a f------ legend >finally get to a piece of jungle that overlooks the mall (florida has plenty of places like this, raw untamed jungle right next to developed buildings and neighborhoods) >kneel down, light my cigar and put it in my mouth >cuban guy told me not to inhale but i do it anyways >death_by_coughing.mp3 >finally, i kneel down and get an overview of the mall with my cigar >feel like a total badass >make my way across the field >f--- around in the mall, go into shops with the windows broken, have fun >suddenly hear something 4 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 808834149 >>808833626 (OP) >a bunch of ghetto kids from my high school are looting and f------ around, about 5 of them >i hide behind a counter >i hear them coming >they see me squatting down, looking right at them >they are like 6 feet from me, just staring >ohfuck.jpg >"EY ITS DAT WEIRD ASS N---- FROM SCHOOL WHAT U DOIN BRUH" >they begin approaching me >"EY L-- BEAT THIS N---- ASS AHAHАНА" >i guess they couldnt see that i was armed because it was so dark >i have a tippman paintball pistol on a dropleg holster, i unholster it and take out my knife >KNIFEGUN.png >about to teach them the basics of cqc >"Aw s--- n---- this n---- aint playin..." >i begin approaching them, looking like pic related >cigar in my mouth, gun drawn >"ey bro l-- bounce this n---- serious bro" >they walk backwards, slowly at first, then pick up speed >"BRO L-- GO THIS N---- CRAZY BRO" >feel like a badass, but kinda shaken up >put out the cigar and go home >a few weeks later, school is back in >nobody knows my true identity >i am snake >snake is me Truly, my autism knows no bounds

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Anon saves the humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/19(Mon)12:34:50 No.454926395 >be me >player starts on me >be complete autist >never goes out >lives alone >player lose patience because virus doesn't spread >he surrenders 6 KB JPG >mfw when I saved humanity

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01/05/22(Wed)15:04:45 No.161793194 : Anonymous Captain Marvel This guy saw captain marvel 140 times!!! 4E93AAAE-CC03-4FA1-995A-5D40A7EC2C96.jpg 746 KB JPG >140 times Did they f---? : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:06:22 No.161793260 >>161793194 (OP) # >feminist film >biggest fan is a man Imao >>161793631 #

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: Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:23:40 No.57267483 Neighbors saw me making out with one of the stray cats. 226 KB PNG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:24:36 No.57267494 why were you making out with a cat

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File: Gorillaz-s-Clint-Eastwood(...).png (227 KB, 639x355) Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)20:25:13 No.107637810 ► I'm not gay, l'm feelin' trans Got a man's d---, in my ass I'm he/him, but not for long My penis, is comin' off It's comin' off It's comin' off

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Femanon bonds with daddy. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)10:45:38 No.66854424 >>66854306 (OP) # >Drunk f----- dad during the holidays few years back >Get pregnant from it >Have to lie and tell friends and family I got pumped and dumped by some stranger >Have to pretend to be a stupid w---- rather than admit the truth >>66854437 # >>66854695 # >>66854851 # >66854901 # >>66856569 # : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)11:10:14 No.66854695 >>66854424 # >Have to pretend to be a stupid w---- u dont have to pretend 4 KB JPG >>66854870 # >>66856634 #

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