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: Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)11:26:04 No.754399201 >Be me >weakest man in tribe >se Chadgar sexing all womans im he cave >get mind idea >pick up big rock >throw at Chadgar head 317 KB PNG >he fall >laugh >sex all his womans >am now Chadgar >me face when

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Anon is from the land down under | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SvtK8oi9 02/16/16(Tue)09:50:41 No.64291831 >live in Australia >someone tries to rob my house >notice his ground-harness is a bit rusty on the left hinge >throw boomerang at it >it breaks >laugh as he falls into the sun

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

> be on date with my girlfriend |> she's foreign > took a flight down here for winter 8 KB JPG > we're hanging out in the park > she has a wierd twitter addiction > won't stop tweeting > ask her to stop and have a normal conversation > she looks me in the eyes and sends a tweet > get p----- off and scream at her > leave > feel bad about the breakup > buy a sandwich from Subway to make it up to her > eat fresh > get back to park > she's still there tweeting > call her name > toss pieces of toasted bread on the ground > she leans over and eats them > my girlfriend's a bird

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Anon always has date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)12:30:37 No.792364230 >be me >total Chad >girls always checking me out >have a date pretty much every day >constantly getting new ink 605 KB JPG >only stay with a girl for a year at most before moving on >be a calendar >pic unrelated View Thread

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Anon debunks ludicrous theories | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)20:50:35 No.869588879 FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg 245 KB JPG >put food in the dirt >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? : Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)20:55:41 No.869589196 >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B------- COAT A 103 KB JPG :Anonymous 12/29/21 (Wed)20:57:35 No.869589312 >build a giant metal bird >wings don't even flap They didn't even try and make it believable 379 KB JPG

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Anon gives good advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)01:18:14 No.871526239 What do if I'm starting to confuse platonic feelings for romantic feelings again? i asked her out once before and she said no, later after she broke up with her bf, we where driving to McDonalds while i was high she started unloading a load of s--- 222 KB PNG including how she only said no to me because she had just started dating him and things would be way different now. like a week ago we've started to get closer again and she says how close we are and how she "will always be here for you. Forever." but she's also said she wouldn't date me but she would f--- me. I'm so confused please help : Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)01:26:11 No.871526588 bass.jpg 60 KB JPG >>871526239 (OP) # From her perspective, this is you.

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what the fuck did I just read | /r/Greentext

08/20/18(Mon)21:11:58 No.777722821 >Be me >Be 15 years old >Have older brother around same age >Both be kissless virgins >Share a room 71 KB JPG >Horny as f---, tons of hormones >Have a gentlemen's agreement that we will just ignore each other when we masturbate (usually with the lights off late at night) >Occasionally talk about what we think of, girls in our classes for instance >One day he tells me he is imagining what it is like to get a b------ >Tell him I don't know either >Can't remember who suggested it first but we agreed to give each other b------- as long as we never talk about it >The person receiving has to close their eyes and imagine it's a girl >I blew him first and thoughtI would never want to do it again until I felt him blow me >Continues like this every day for the rest of the week >Decide to 69 for the sake of efficiency >Turn it into a game, whoever c--- first wins, loser gets blueballed >Continues on for about a year, during which we learn to d--------- and swallow c--, the competition has escalated into basically facefucking each other to try and c-- first >He gets a girlfriend and without a word our activities stop >Never speak of it again >Am now 19 and sometimes imagine my GF facefucking me Am I gay? : Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)21:14:38 No.777723073 what the f--- did i just read

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Anon has a child | /r/Greentext

File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(.), png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No. 48770954 [Reply] >>48771097 >48771290 >48771357 >48772582 M8772649 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end ""acting career" >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her "acting career"" (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?

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Anon writes a biographical critique on Nietzsche. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)21:05:44 No.19817256 >got deja vu once >writes an entire philosophy around it what was his problem? 514 KB JPG 77 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Hmmmmmmmmm | /r/Greentext

File: 1643318423178.jpg (184 KB, 2229x1723) Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)02:05:23 No.871522604 >Be me >Can lift over 80 pounds >Tired of picking up dog s--- >Start subreddit for not wanting to work >Infiltrated by a bunch of redditors who don't follow my cause only want better working conditions >6 years go by as I watch my subreddit become a shadow of its former self >Subreddit becomes popular >Fox News want to interview mods >The community and mods are against it >I still stand for what I believe in and what the subreddit was originally created for >Decide f--- everyone I'm doing this for my beliefs >Go ahead and do interview against everybody's wishes >Introduce my self to the world >Stand by my beliefs >After my interview reddit goes into panic mode >Millions of redditors are infuriated >Redditors now publicly humiliated en masse

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Anon is a depressed shut in but his little sister still loves him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)16:20:39 No.6717269 >tfw little sister wants to hang out with you all the time >tfw you're a depressed, NEET shut-in that just wants to be left alone >tfw you can see she genuinely loves you 75 KB JPG >tfw she always makes time for you no matter what >tfw she smiles even if you tell her to go away >tfw she just sits on your bed even if you don't talk to her just so she can be near you >tfw she always tells you about her day >tfw she loves you >tfw she loves you >tfw she loves you >tfw too far gone to show her how much she means to you in return >tfw it doesn't matter to her, she loves you for who you are I'm f------ crying, /r9k/. She was in my room for three hours just reading and telling me about stuff. I can still feel her hand on my shoulder where she squeezed it before she went to bed. I can't handle these feels anymore, /r9k/. I just want to do good by her.

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The cycle continues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)08:47:19 No.67171228 205 1468688400036.jpg 235 KB JPG >1st of the month >receive neetbux >spend 2 week drinking >run out of money >scrape by for the rest of the month >start to feel pretty good after 2 weeks of sobriety >"hey, maybe l'll turn things around this time" >a new beginning >1st of the month >9am at the liquor store

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