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![>feels good >take a break O Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)11:18:29 No.885436835 [Reply] ► >>885437413 >be me >two years ago or >wake up >see a big fat hairy daddy bear >instant boner something >browsing gay dating sites >has a hobby >ok that's enough i'm interested >lives on the other side of the country >ah s--- >be NEET (temporary due to corona) so have time to travel >go to him >arrive >see a big fat leather daddy bear >dude is 60, leather clothes, nice beard, big round belly, a bit dirty an unkempt, that "i have a blue collar job" aura >for reference i was a 24 yo f----- nerd doing some b------- university courses >go to his place >the apartment is a complete mess, not cleaned in years >go to a room with little sunlight >room has a sofa, and lots of machinery in it >dude sits next to me >chit chat >hug >his soft belly feels fantastic >takes off leather jacket >his shirt is wet from sweat >kiss and cuddle >dude starts licking me >not these soft kisses like most f------. dude spreads his saliva all over my face like a dog >dude takes off his shirt >the hairiest man ever seen >at this point we both very sweaty >80's hits radio in the background >look at his hands >full of that oil that mechanics use that nothing can clean >lick them >message a guy >looks okay Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)11:18:43 No.885436840 >>885437413 >hungry >go to shop, make food, etc. >find it difficult to talk to the dude >be from a completely different world than him >very irritated due to lack of communication >think about going back home right now >decide take a nap first >dude goes to another room to do his stuff >calm down >start cuddling >start sucking his d--- >dude can't get the little guy up but nobody gives a f--- >hear the words "i love you" >finish and go to sleep >wake up in the morning >sex time again >get up and gtfo because post-nut clarity hits hard We didn't really hit off because the social gap is just too big, dude simply thinks in simpler categories and can't get his s--- together, but oh my god, that meeting is one of my most treasured memories, it's basically p--- coming true.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/624/525/a19.jpg "Anonymous has a fondness for vintage teddy bears. | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)16:10:14 No. 62519918 >>62528844 File: linkera.gif (95 KB, 450x504) IMMI >hating Miller >defending Bendis SHARING MY SUPERIOR TASTES, HMMMMMMM? LINKARA /CO/ STORIES MMN The hell is my fetish called? 06/06/14(Fri)21:44:27 No.62528844 >>62528984 >>62529170 >>62519918 As a dude who worked with Linkara on a daily basis. This gif sums up 90% of all interaction. Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:50:44 No. 62528984 >>62529370 >>62528844 >a dude who worked with Linkara Care to tell stories? Anonymous 06/06/14(Fri)21:58:54 No.62529170 ► >>62528844 how big is his penis? is he a top or bottom? The hell is my fetish called? 06/06/14(Fri)22:05:54 No. 62529370 >>625 >>62528984 REMEMBER KIDS DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS Maybe one, though I don't want to give away my identity as it'd get me in s---. Anyway, used to be employed by them, no longer for reasons. >At a con on break talking with fellow employee about girl I liked at time who also happens to be an employee >Lewis comes up and hovers (he does this alot, he'll stand by a conversation but not engage) > After a while he finally chimes in Lewis: YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDNT OBJECTIFY WOMEN LIKE THAT Me: I'm not Lewis: THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HER? HMMMM? Me: Because she's employed and I don't know our policy for that. Lewis: WELL PERHAPS WE'D NEED A TIGHTER POLICY FOR THOSE OF US WHO WOULD TRY TO OBJECTIFY OUR STAFF OPENLY? Me: Lewis, chill. Friend: Lewis, for f--- sake. Lewis: I'm just saying mayyyybeee we shouldn't make the women feel uncomfortable? Maybe we should be a little more enlightened about this? >Keep in mind the friend I'm talking to happens to be a women and all I've asked is what steps to take to make sure I'm not screwing with some HR stuff. Lewis: So who is it we're talking about anyway? Me: It doesn't matter Friend: Look let's just go get some food >She tries to pull me out of it but Lewis f------ follows us to the near by food court area and sits with us Lewis: Oh come on, just tell me, It's not like I'll tell her or anything Me: For f--- sake it's [chick] Lewis: Oh...Well I wouldn't push your luck. She's a classy woman. >He waddles off, later she starts acting awkward around me and I get a letter from doug telling me it's fine to pursue relationships. That's cool and all but now everybody knows and I'm f-----. Ended up getting with her anyway for a short time but h-------- was awkward for a while. Okay okay one more story. >Lewis is doing lines for the hotel scene >Everyone wants to get to bed >Brad keeps joking that we should slip out the door and go chill at the hotel bar as the camera isn't even on us at the time and we've done our scenes >Head to the door Lewis: Stop, stop stop. Brad: What? Lewis: Um, Uhuh, You DO realise we're on a set here? Brad: Yup. >Brad leaves >Standing there about to head to the door as well, Lewis goes a------ Lewis: It's unprofessional to just leave another actor to do his scene alone! You're being unbelievably rude! Me: Sorry dude, but my scenes are done and I'm tired, I'm going to go downstairs. Lewis: ....Very well but I warn you not to tip the scales TOO much. > Head down to the bar, chilling with people down there for a while > Doug comes down Doug: Look...I'm only coming down because Lewis wants me to, uh, well I don't really know I guess just talk to you. Brad: Oh for f--- sake. Doug: Yeah, look, just stay for his scenes and if he asks I yelled at you both okay? Me: Yup. > Walking back up to room, Lewis is STANDING OUTSIDE OUR F------ DOOR Lewis: So, did you learn your lesson (smug as f--- look) >I start cracking up and have to leave, hear Brad just ripping into him before leaving >Still hear Lewis outside door muttering "uncivilised pathetic" etc etc > He's butthurt for the next three days.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/844/965/8f1.jpeg "Anon worked with Channel Awesome | /r/Greentext")
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