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848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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Anon playing both sides | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)01:01:21 No.67232409 >get paid $9.00 an hour and get free tendies working at mcdonalds le capitalist oppression >work for free moderating a bunch of leftoid reddit subs 10 hours a day fighting le revolution 31 KB JPG

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Anon has a torture fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/18(Wed)06:59:46 No.49017697 >constantly hoping that someone does something to me that warrants me brutally murdering them >constantly have visions of beating people's head in to bloody pulps 96 KB JPG >riding my push bike >some idiot yells at me from a car >imagine myself torturing his whole family what is wrong with me

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Anon makes pillow talk | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 19 year old anon in college. >Meet cute girl in class. >We start to hang out >All the same interests, like all the same stuff >lt turns into flirting >We start making out in my dorm room, 8 KB PNG we are getting naked, fooling around >She says something that's supposed to be romantic about how it's like we were made for each other >l go full retard and say we are probably secret half siblings >She gets quiet, says what do you mean? >Like we secretly have the same dad, and that's why we are so perfect for each other >She gets real quiet and says she has to go >It's been two days >Did I make a mistake?

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Bussy addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:22:21 No.67223459 >feel confident that i'm straight and all that f----- s--- in the past was just memes and p--- addiction >accidentally fap to bussy again damn it 31 KB JPG

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Anon takes the self improvement pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: zrlaToSX ) Self improvement is a retarded(...) 01/31/22(Mon)09:32:27 No.359021086 >millenial >no friends no gf >decide to "self improve" >get a job, start doing sports, take up a hobby >stop p--- and fapping altogether >stop drinking 165 KB JPG >start going to church >start seeing a shrink >do this for three years >still feel unhappy, depressed, mentally ill (condition worsened) and worse than when I was 24/7 on my computer The truth is that if you are f----- in the head in some way or the other you are NOT gonna make it. No matter how much you try / LARP

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:00:41 No.67230845 >your pharmacist asks you out Holy f---, the same bitch who gives me my xanax and ssris asked me if I wanted to hang out this weekend. We've talked here and there 75 KB JPG whenever I had to go get my meds, and today she finally did it. She's this cute latina girl, is this even legal? Can I sue? : Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:06:00 No.67230909 >>67230845 (OP)# >gets asked out by cute girl >first thought is if he can get money out of it shalom brother! 166 KB JPG

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Anon learns about double standards | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-thinking-1024x1024.jpg (68 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)17:01:47 No.67216726 >Post some memes on reddit >Make one about white people >Thousands of upvotes >Lots of comments and awards This is easy.avi >Make one about black people >Less than 100 upvotes >Get called rasict >Post removed Hmmm.. interesting. Very interesting.

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Anon uses 4chan as a crystal ball | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6u9FyWtp ) 11/12/21(Fri)11:33:45 No.43185746 >>43181308 # It's the 4chan advice effect. I could write an entire theory of it, but basically when you have anonymous s-------- arguing with each other for epeen, they eventually converge on literally the best possible advice for any given subject. I basically outsource almost all my life decision research to 4chan and then A|B test it in a few threads. Fitness, car buying, vidya, anime, building a computer, making money, learning Japanese: you name it and if you need to do something in real life some autist on 4chan has made an 226 KB PNG idiotproof infographic about it to get you the absolute most optimal solution to your problem, and he did that simply to win an argument online. >>43185896 # >>43186796 # >>43187010 # >>43190805 # >>43191675 #

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Anon plays dungeons and dragons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:16:37 No.871778214 >be lonely homeschooler in high school >watch anime to pretend i have frens >finish school, get warehouse job >meet some people there >we start playing dungeons and 137 KB PNG dragons >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with рeople >first time playing since before christmas >forgot everything except my dice tray and spell| cards >fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a set of dice to use and keep >dm copied some of my character stats >another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on >they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc >mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens

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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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The cruel world of little people acting, seen by Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339(OP) # Once you climb up, kick the ladder. Classic move. >>162922465 #

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848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?

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