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No.28149171 >28149207 >>28150315 >>28150866 >>28151093 >>28151171 >>28152714 >>28153011 >28154671 >>28155672 >>28155754 >>28155972 No FPS thread? Let's change that. >Have middle seat on a flight >Fatty next to window >Nice albeit overweight granny has the aisle seat >Granny was nice, talking about her grandkids and such, so I can deal with her >Hamplanet, however, keeps fidgeting; the trees he calls legs keep touching mine >Kicks his knees out and grunts like the beast he is >I look him dead in the eye and say "What the hell, man?" >"I hate it when people touch me. Give me space!" >Say that my legs are perfectly in line with my seat and the only one taking up space is him >Oh dear lord, I've uttered the secret phrase that sets off this Manchurian candidate >"Are you seriously calling me fat?! How rude!" >Normally I'd laugh it off, but I have to sit next to him for another 3 hours >"No I didn't call you fat, but you know what? You are fat, so fat that you think you're entitled to the leg space that I paid for." >Kick my legs out, exactly like he did >Curse words were flung, flight attendants came >Granny resolves the situation by switching seats with me >Fatass is still p----- >Flight attendant tells him to buy a first class seat next time >He threatens that there will be hell to pay >Flight attendant smirks and walks off >Guy notices that granny's legs are touching his, gets even madder >"Oh don't mind me, sweety. I'm fat too, we'll get through this. You just sit there and be quiet, our legs are going to be touching and there's nothing we can do about it." >l chuckle, he's angry, granny gives me a wink

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