SpongeBob "I Fucking Love X" - Overly kind protagonists

"But I'd also like them to know the difference between people that actual deserve said kindness/compassion/forgivness and the fuck heads who are just Sasuke Uchiha……….and Catra………and Kylo Ren…..and Xehanort…….and the Diamonds from Homeworld…….and those fuckwits that raided the Capitol……."

> Heroic pirate
> Strong sense of justice
> Healthy, loving family life with both parents
> Blue Rogues always help those in need
> Only fights armed ships, namely military ships and rival pirates
> Almost comically optimistic, gently enforced by unintrusive in-game mechanic
> Aggressively likeable, both him and all his party members (except Drachma, you gotta get to know him)
> Makes everyone's lives around him better in his wake, almost single-handedly solving major international problems.
> Sweet sense of style
> Words first, swords second
> "Moons, give me strength!"
> Charms an enemy admiral without having to say a word, just with sick captain skills and strong morals.
> Has appeared in exactly one game outside of his debut on Dreamcast because Sega hates good things GOD DAMNIT SEGA RERELEASE SKIES OF ARCADIA ON MODERN PLATFORMS WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU HATE GOOD THINGS WHY DO YOU HATE GOOD THINGS WHY DO YOU HATE
> "Impossible's just a word people use to make themselves feel good when they quit."
> Repeatedly lives up to that creed.

Be more like Vyse.