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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Latest Defence Intelligence update on the situation in Ukraine - 03 May 2022<br> <br>Find out more about the UK government's response: <a href="https://t.co/xvqMIBbfFS">https://t.co/xvqMIBbfFS</a><br><br>🇺🇦 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/StandWithUkraine?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#StandWithUkraine</a> 🇺🇦 <a href="https://t.co/iZqitvBoOd">pic.twitter.com/iZqitvBoOd</a></p>— Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 (@DefenceHQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1521365925626359808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 3, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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The British Intelligence Update in question:

Latest Defence Intelligence update on the situation in Ukraine – 03 May 2022

Find out more about the UK government's response: https://t.co/xvqMIBbfFS

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/iZqitvBoOd
— Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 (@DefenceHQ) May 3, 2022

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Surrender!

Anon reveals Putin's superstituous motivations and Shoygu's pagan rituals

File: 1651439696882.jpg (884 KB, 1080x1412) : Anonymous (ID: tPNWMUCB 04/08/22(Fri)10:03:06 No.371757308 Shoygu is a pagan, and Putin is extremely superstitious and is under Shoygu druid influence for loong time so what you see is a sacrifice for gods. When you hear them treatening Nato or Baltics or Finland with "consequences" they don't mean they will attack them, they mean they will perform deadly rituals and sacrifices to please the gods and destroy enemies. You don't f------ understand. An old insane fortune teller once told Putin that his demise will come from as she said "green snot". That's why he run into the bunker and used these ridiculous 20 meter tables after he heard about covid. Now Ukrainian president's name is Zelensky, in Russian and Ukrainian languages it is a derivative of green (zeleniy), and many Ukrainians thought that Zelensky is too weak and called him a snot. That's the sole reason of this otherwise meaningless war. >>371757411 # >>371760287 # >>371761230 # >>371764536 # >>371766198 # >>371770098 # >>371771906 # >>371772664 # >>371774007 # >>371774807 # >>371776030 # Kremlin cult Anonymous (ID: 3bMOSO3s) 05/01/22(Sun)14:15:18 No.375605247 ▶ >>375605343 >>375605917 >>375606334 >>375610090 >>375615611 >>375616392 >>375616507 >>375618869 >>375618877 >>375619355 >>375621495 >>375621619 >>375621787 >>375621852 >>375622739 >>375623366 >>375623817 >>375625888 >>375633483 >>375636847 >>375639719 >>375640300 >>375640650 >>375640682 >>375642216 >>375643112 >>375645480 A fortune teller once told Putin that his demise will come from a "green snot". This is the reason Russian propaganda bullied hard Greta Thunberg, the reason Putin run into the bunker when he heard abour Covid, and the reason of the ridiculous 20 meter tables he still meets people at now. And then the name of the President of the Ukraine is Zelensky which is a derivative of the "green" in slavic languages ("zeleniy"), who was called a "green snot" (зеленая шмаркля) by his own voters in 2021 because he looked too weak as a president. This is the sole reason of the invasion. Putin was so much scared that he called for help to the magic of digits and signed the order for the war 22.02.2022 instead of waiting for the summer with short nights and dry roads. CIA and Bidens administration knew that well and played the ball scheduling Bidens press conference at 2:22 PM. Puting and Shoygu were horrified when heard that and still are now. They are destroyed. Shoygu btw is no less superstitious than Putin himself, Shoyggu is a siberian pagan and he has quite an influence over Putin to say it mildly. Putin believes that Shoygu is a direct descendant of Genghis Khan and that behind Shoygus back stand "Spirits of Ancestors" or whatever they call them. Their threats of "CONSEQUENCES" to NATO or Finland or to whatever else are no threats of attack, they treaten that they are going to perform powerful rites for the demise of enemies. In their reality it is as real as everything else. Pic related the "Main Cathedral of the Russian Armed Forces" they built recently near Moscow. A human can't really observe its beauty from the ground, one needs to be ubiquitous and stay around the complex to grasp it. It is built for the Spirits. The stairs to the heart of the Zikkurat are cast from they trophy weapons of the defeated enemies of the past (they said it themselves). Oh, and V, O, Z tactical signs are for Volodimir Oleksandrovich Zelensky. A hex.

Putin trying to set a world record for most nuclear threats in one conflict.

tempr phot us 7. affable S. defenstation ORD This is a nuclear weapon. HEALTH DIET BOWY FERMET TO Vladimir... this is the ninth week in a row you've shown a nuclear weapon in class.

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This version on a Czech forum is the earliest example I can find. The original may have been from elsewhere, so please update accordingly if the definitive original is identified.

Graphic of Potentially War Related Fires in Russia

FIRES IN RUSSIA THAT ARE SEEMINGLY RELATED TO THE RUSSO-UKRAINIAN WAR Moscow Governor's Mansion Moscow Police Station Research Institute of the Ministry of Defense Silk Road Shopping Center Dmitrievsky Chemical Plant Sverdlovsk Enlistment Office Novosibirsk Police Station Central Research Institute Bryansk Military Base Transneft Oil Depos Bryansk Meat Processing Plant Belgorod Defense Facility Belgorod Ammunition Facility Belgorod Oll Depot Vorenzh Enlistment Office Millerovo Military Base Lukhovitsy Enlistment Office Ivanovo Enlistment Office Mordovia Enlistment Office E Ishim Shopping Center Irkutsk Police Station Sakhalin Coal Plant Usseriysk Military Base

Chinese Propaganda: Pay the Bill, Allies

You can tell this is an official, government sanctioned pieced of propaganda, because it looks like it was made by a drunk at 3am in the morning.

It's the way that almost the entire thing has been made using random images from the internet and clip-art.

Chinese Propaganda: Glory to Arstot-Ukraine! Definitely Ukraine!

Here we have Chinese Propaganda: Papers, Please edition.

Like with a lot of Chinese propaganda, I'm not sure if this is suppose to make Ukraine look bad or good.

The author just states that Western Ukraine is Nazis, but going by this, it's hard to tell whether they consider that a good or bad thing.

Authors Notes:

西乌克兰的真面目

旗帜不是本人原创，不是二战历史，而是今日乌克兰

(The real face of Western Ukraine)

(The flag is not my own, not the history of World War II, but Ukraine today)

Chinese Propaganda: Buy a candy, kill a nazi

I've got to say, from a purely artistic perspective, the Chinese are actually really good at coming up with interesting Pro-Russian images and propaganda posters.

Probably because they don't live in Russia, as that seems to be the running theme with the meme war so far.

According to the author, this one is about buying Russian candy in order to fund their war machine.

Yes.

Authors Notes:

每当你购买一颗俄罗斯糖果，就有可能变成一枚射向纳粹的子弹

(Every time you buy a Russian candy, it could turn into a bullet for a Nazi)

之前我跑了，是我怂，这回不会了，除非你把我弄死，否则我只要还有一口气就会跟你战斗到底，说的就是你，二鬼子

亚速营啊，你看你背后那几个贵物。还有你，人不人鬼不鬼的二鬼子就你还要网暴我，嗷。在互联网上别让我看到你，看到你老二必须给你拽掉，必须给你煽了。

我告诉你啊，二鬼子，到我这幅画下面，制定没你好果汁吃啊，你记住了。

俄罗斯紫皮糖又吃完了，真的好吃

The translator freaks out a little bit during this one.

(I ran away before, I'm cowardly, not this time, unless you kill me, I'll fight you to the end as long as I have a breath, it's you, Er Guizi)

(Azov camp, look at those precious treasures behind you. And you, the two devils who are neither human nor ghost, but you still want to harass me on the Internet, oh. Don't let me see you on the Internet, when I see your second child, I have to pull you off, I have to incite you.)

(Let me tell you, Er Guizi, come under this painting of mine and make sure you don't have a good juice to eat, you remember.)

(The Russian purple candy is finished again, it's really delicious)

Western independent analyst analyzes the ruble situation

Gonzalo Lira @GonzaloLira1968 Europe's economy will be in effect controlled by Russia, with the Kremlin able to dictate which areas of Europe prosper-and which areas suffer. All by dictating the exchange rate of the most valuable commodity on earth: The Ruble. Talk about Command-and-Control Economy! 10/10 10:44 AM - Apr 28, 2022. Twitter Web App

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Kids behind bars for saying no to war

Old news (March 3), but I didn't see anyone else covering it here.

The death of the 4th guards tank division.

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Latest Defence Intelligence update on the situation in Ukraine – 03 May 2022

Find out more about the UK government's response: https://t.co/xvqMIBbfFS

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/iZqitvBoOd
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