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Anonymous (ID: 07/2h1q0) 04/13/14(Sun)20:49:40 UTC-4 M >Be me >Just started DayZ >Suck so hard >Being chased by zombies >When all of a sudden >Pop pop >All zombies are dead >There is only one person standing >Oh no, I'm going to get robbed and killed. DAYZ >"WOOOHOOO, HELLO THERE PATRIOT!" >Check name >Mr. America >"WHAT STATE ARE YOU STATIONED IN PATRIOT?" >C-California sir >"LET'S GO KILL SOME COMMIES BROTHER!" >Gives me pristine M4A1 and hiking backpack >Go out and kill communists >I handcuff someone >Mr. America administers test >"WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE LIKE WHERE YOU'RE FROM?" >9 >9 WHAT? >9 Celsius >Gets shot >handcuff black guy >Gets shot by Mr. America >Accent >Shot >Mr. America goes out to look for supplies and plays the song by Team America World police >Stay and protect our loot >See someone in the distance >Was taught by Mr. America to shoot on sight > Shoot >It's Mr. America >f--- >Go to Mr. America >Almost dying >I'm so sorry! >"DON'T BE SORRY PATRIOT, EVERY EAGLE MUST LEAVE THE NEST AT SOME POINT >Dies >Miss him >Run off building and die DayZ stories thread.

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Anonymous 152 KB PNG 04/26/25(Sat)18:05:01 No.80995962 >Be me, unemployed >Looking for a new job >Find an opening at the local zoo >Get to interview >They tell me my job is to dress up as a chimp and pretend to be a chimp in the chimp enclosure, as they don't have any chimps at the moment. >"No thanks, I don't want to do suck humiliating work" >They offer me $400 a day >"Ok I'll take the job" >But there is a catch, the moment I break character, I get fired. >Seems simple enough >Swing around on the bars >Eat banana >Throw s--- at the glass >FFW to swinging >Swing way too f------ hard >So hard that the bar snaps and I fly over the wall into the Lion enclosure >OhShit.jpeg >Literally s------- my chimp suit >Start screaming for help >Running around >Life flashed before my eyes as the lion backs me into the corner >He says "Shut the f--- up or we'll both get fired"
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Anonymous (ID: 07/2h1q0) 04/13/14(Sun)20:49:40 UTC-4 M >Be me >Just started DayZ >Suck so hard >Being chased by zombies >When all of a sudden >Pop pop >All zombies are dead >There is only one person standing >Oh no, I'm going to get robbed and killed. DAYZ >"WOOOHOOO, HELLO THERE PATRIOT!" >Check name >Mr. America >"WHAT STATE ARE YOU STATIONED IN PATRIOT?" >C-California sir >"LET'S GO KILL SOME COMMIES BROTHER!" >Gives me pristine M4A1 and hiking backpack >Go out and kill communists >I handcuff someone >Mr. America administers test >"WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE LIKE WHERE YOU'RE FROM?" >9 >9 WHAT? >9 Celsius >Gets shot >handcuff black guy >Gets shot by Mr. America >Accent >Shot >Mr. America goes out to look for supplies and plays the song by Team America World police >Stay and protect our loot >See someone in the distance >Was taught by Mr. America to shoot on sight > Shoot >It's Mr. America >f--- >Go to Mr. America >Almost dying >I'm so sorry! >"DON'T BE SORRY PATRIOT, EVERY EAGLE MUST LEAVE THE NEST AT SOME POINT >Dies >Miss him >Run off building and die DayZ stories thread.

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