: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)10:34:23 No. >rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)10:13:16 No.68757419 >posted some things online years ago when I was a dumb teenager that could be traced back to my real identity >not even anything career-ruining, edgy, pornographic, etc 55 KB JPG >just talking about being ugly, depressed, and unable to get a girlfriend >still randomly get paranoid that someone will find it and judge me for it

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Anon is in a vicious cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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You come at the king, you best not miss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together 33 KB JPG >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level

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anon destroys his lust | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/23/22(Mon)22:56:38 No.878740347 Please help.. How can I get rid of all sexual desires? It's making me super suicidal. Not joking. The intensity of the hormones along with the fact that no one could ever love me is ripping my brain to 05/23/22(Mon)22:58:40 No.878740458 05/23/22(Mon)22:59:23 No.878740491 shreds : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # buddhism, meditation, and kung fu : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # become a monk of self discipline

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Anon's a scumbag | /r/Greentext

Okay here goes. >married five years >four years ago we bought a house together >six months later I start f------ the woman next door 369 KB JPG >wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26 >a year later neighbor gets pregnant >whoopsie >she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child >she has a good job and her family has money so l trust her on this >she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why) >wife tells me neighbor has a baby >wife goes and meets neighbor and baby >wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby >we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends >wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now >"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!" >two years ago wife gets preggo >it's a girl That was a little over a year ago. Currently: >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son >wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure" >we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us >neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still f------ her)

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Anon makes a realization | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldaty Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president? 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327

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Anonymous (ID: 2zuVFH5C) 04/17/17(Mon)02: >>121481408 >lay in hospital bed >family is surrounding you >everyone crying >let out your tear >life is flashing through your eyes >50 years of hardcore p--- in 1 millisecond >nut all over everyone >your last words are "s---" >let out last breath >die this is why you all need to stop watching p---.

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG

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God’s work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry

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Anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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anon doesn't know microwaves are allergic to metal | /r/Greentext

>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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The brain of Anon is reset to factory settings. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread

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