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: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 03/08/22(Tue)10:34:23 No. >rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)10:13:16 No.68757419 >posted some things online years ago when I was a dumb teenager that could be traced back to my real identity >not even anything career-ruining, edgy, pornographic, etc 55 KB JPG >just talking about being ugly, depressed, and unable to get a girlfriend >still randomly get paranoid that someone will find it and judge me for it

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: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together 33 KB JPG >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level

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: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 05/23/22(Mon)22:56:38 No.878740347 Please help.. How can I get rid of all sexual desires? It's making me super suicidal. Not joking. The intensity of the hormones along with the fact that no one could ever love me is ripping my brain to 05/23/22(Mon)22:58:40 No.878740458 05/23/22(Mon)22:59:23 No.878740491 shreds : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # buddhism, meditation, and kung fu : Anonymous >>878740347 (OP) # become a monk of self discipline

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Okay here goes. >married five years >four years ago we bought a house together >six months later I start f------ the woman next door 369 KB JPG >wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26 >a year later neighbor gets pregnant >whoopsie >she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child >she has a good job and her family has money so l trust her on this >she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why) >wife tells me neighbor has a baby >wife goes and meets neighbor and baby >wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby >we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends >wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now >"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!" >two years ago wife gets preggo >it's a girl That was a little over a year ago. Currently: >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son >wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure" >we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us >neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still f------ her)

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File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldaty Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president? 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327

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Anonymous (ID: 2zuVFH5C) 04/17/17(Mon)02: >>121481408 >lay in hospital bed >family is surrounding you >everyone crying >let out your tear >life is flashing through your eyes >50 years of hardcore p--- in 1 millisecond >nut all over everyone >your last words are "s---" >let out last breath >die this is why you all need to stop watching p---.

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Anonymous J TikTok 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG

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Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) 14: Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work >I made a woman cry

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05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 Anonymous Autism >be me in the 4th grade Please be patient I have m >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun 37 KB JPG >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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>>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

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The brain of Anon is reset to factory settings. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:40:34 No.865002583 >Been jacking off to increasingly weird s--- as of late >piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom c-- eating 73 KB JPG >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing >blow the biggest load of the last six months Did my brain just do a factory reset? 2 Replies View Thread

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