Indestructible Nokia 3310 - Derp the Underpable

You broke a Nokia? That's an achievement! Here, lets go out for ice cream and muffins!

Tonka Toys offers a lifetime warranty with every toy truck they sell. They believe that their trucks are so indestructible that they are willing to gamble a lifetime supply of free merchandise to anyone who can actually break them "during the course of normal play", and they send a FULL TEAM of private investigators to make sure that it was indeed "normal play" that broke it (as opposed to, say, running it through a machine press)

After meeting Derpy Hooves, they had to restrict the warranty to once per customer