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>>386830478 (OP) >you're a f------ idiot you morons sit online all day and then bitch about never getting a girlfriend. I'm gonna walk you through it. >Stop being a p------------ >go to gym 4 days a week >go to coffee shop once or twice a week >go to library once a week >well groomed (shower regularly and shave you neckbeard) >quickly youll statrt recognizing girls who are in these places a lot as well >start off small and slow. a quick smile, a "hey how are you" in passing not actually talking more than 30 seconds >build on these EXTREMELY SLOWLY >dont ever mention this website or any other f----- up s--- you do. >Eventually wait for her to casually mention hanging out some time. Gf within a year easy

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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