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>>386830478 (OP) >you're a f------ idiot you morons sit online all day and then bitch about never getting a girlfriend. I'm gonna walk you through it. >Stop being a p------------ >go to gym 4 days a week >go to coffee shop once or twice a week >go to library once a week >well groomed (shower regularly and shave you neckbeard) >quickly youll statrt recognizing girls who are in these places a lot as well >start off small and slow. a quick smile, a "hey how are you" in passing not actually talking more than 30 seconds >build on these EXTREMELY SLOWLY >dont ever mention this website or any other f----- up s--- you do. >Eventually wait for her to casually mention hanging out some time. Gf within a year easy

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew
Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p) 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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