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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Economic- Left Authoritarian Monkeypox, Spain: Dr tells of spotting this monkeypox infected on the underground train and telling them to isolate immediately: they responded saying they don't have to as their Dr told them that, and that monkeypox is gay only gay disease go brrr Economic- Right "just wear a condom!" Libertarian

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MARXISM I'm sad to say this is a real major Just a circlejerk echo chamber Spends the rest of his life in academia Trying to accelerate the downfall of capitalism PHILOSOPHY Thinks he's superior because he spends 40 hours each week reading Hegel and Kierkegaard LABOR AND INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS ASIAN STUDIES Tries to get everyone he Usually just unironic knows to unionize Maoists Will draw metaphysics into any casual conversation LITERATURE Rabidly campaigns for more representation in books Canceled JK Rowling Gatekeeps literature and tells you your reading preferences are crap JOURNALISM Writes "investigative stories" that are really just clickbait anti-Republican memes Mommy's Girl Does op eds for the hyperpartisan left school newspaper Spends more time organizing protests than doing homework Gets really loud around Kwanzaa ANTHROPOLOGY Pretend that reconstructing proto-Minoan is somehow important work Usually just super interested in one culture and talks about it whenever possible POLITICAL SCIENCE HUMAN RESOURCES Half of them want to be POTUS one day Whines in the loudest possible voice that she's oppressed Make it their responsibility to attend every single protest, rally, and speech Legitimately despises men Gets moral butterflies when someone applauds them in class Obnoxiously gay Nothing in the bank account Often weebs who can't get laid PUBLISHING Relishes the control they have over what does and doesn't get published Denies people on purely ideological grounds CHEMISTRY Has been in college for four His job years and has six more to go opportunities are endless but he will never be thanked for his work Gets a government job that pays $26,000/year out of college and can barely afford to live Likes to gossip with her friends so she thinks she's qualified to give people life advice DANCE Just wants the Didn't want to go to college Philharmonic and is just whiffing his way through it to respond to his emails. AFRICANA STUDIES PSYCHOLOGY VETERANARIAN Had a lot of fun at the George Floyd marches and wants them to continue forever STUDIES Loves animals more than people Tries to inject her opinion into anything you tell her Says "as a psychologist from sophomore year onward WRITING GENDER STUDIES ANIMATION "It's a universally- marketable skill you know" SOCIAL WORK LINGUISTICS Says she's entering the field because she's an empath and wants to help the underprivileged But tries to ruin the career of any conservative she sees Almost always just trying to plug their own stuff Constantly drawing DEVELOPMENT Dolores Umbridge types who seek to cancel everyone Think they're good people because they control the workplace MUSIC Has been composing his symphony for three years but hasn't gotten past the first movement Thinks she knows what is best for US governance PUBLIC POLICY DATA MODELING Hrrrrnnnngg do it again daddy Stata Has ideas so radical you hope she never gets into a position of power EDUCATION Doing it because they have a grudge against a teacher from childhood Usually have some bias with which they intend to indoctrinate the kids TEXTILE SCIENCE Works in a sweatshop for everyone else Underappreciated but valuable job Will try and correct you if you bring up any linguistic misconception Brags about knowing foreign languages Has five cats and fosters many more "Climate change is gonna like, kill us all, man." Think they're going to singlehandedly save the Amazon President of Loves getting the outdoors out of town to club explore DENTISTRY Teeth are...fascinating | guess? The sunshine of your friend group RENEWABLE ENERGY TECH Evangelical about solar, wind, and hydro They have a knife in your mouth and they love it His family is rich and owns a sustainable farm so he thinks everyone can Spends his free time looking at charts in his dorm LAW Usually in it as a stepping stone to politics or judgeship Ⓒ Presetera But spends 7 years in school only to emerge $300,000 in debt BIOENGINEERING For now people laugh at them for being nerds ANIMATION FORESTRY ASTRONOMY Pays for tuition with furry commissions Listened to too many Neil DeGrasse Tyson podcasts But they'll see... ENVIRONMENTAL NUTRITION SCIENCE "You need your macrocalories if you want to get swole" They'll all see... LIBRARY STUDIES Usually a shy, quiet bookish type who is maladjusted for any other career Has a humidifier and four housecats PLANT BIOLOGY "Noo hahaha I entered the field because I like flowers no other reason trust me" Grows shrooms in his basement Nobody listens... Actually gets hard looking at the Webb Telescope pictures DRAMA Was the star of his high school musical so thinks he can be on Broadway Cancels a bunch of alleged homophobes and drops out MILITARY ENGINEERING Almost always ROTC kids who are fast-tracking into the Army Fascinated by Roman WILL using hacking as a tool of revenge pontoon bridges COMPUTER SCIENCE Knows five different coding languages but can't say a word in Spanish SURVEYING Went to college just to stand by the road with a fancy tool Was it worth it? PHARMACY Super aggressive about vaccination campaigns The most basic major, for undeclared people who can't decide Nobody knows what they do IMMUNOLOGY Speaks exclusively in biology terms Have a god complex because of COVID ZOOLOGY Jane Goodall incarnate Loves wild animals more than anything else Has definitely considered b--------- But will sneak adderall to their friends "Despite..." COMMUNICATIONS ACCOUNTING These masochists actually aspire to work in a cubicle FASHION Works with the merchandiser to sell their s--- Dresses in the most obnoxious way possible and compliment fishes EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT Either empathetic or an actual p-------- CRIMINAL JUSTICE Played a lot of LA Noire and thinks he's going to he a detective Sometimes it's hard to tell Bootlicker for the police because he wants connections. HISTORY Usually obsessed with one particular period of history and yearns to live there Sometimes it's Nazi Germany PHYSICS Their math is all letters and is incomprehensible Smarter than I'll ever be STATISTICS "Noooo that's a fallacy!!1!" Usually hyperpartisan left or hyperpartisan right Have the mind of a 50 year old by the time they're 20 They don't really have a personality SUPPLY CHAIN MANAGEMENT Skip straight to managerial positions out of college Recruiters love them They're financially set and they know it ARCHAEOLOGY Half are people obsessed with Ancient Greece/Rome and half are treasure hunters Watched too much Indiana Jones as a kid but soon get disillusioned with the work RESORT MANAGEMENT Went on too many cruises as a kid and now wants it to be his life AEROSPACE ENGINEERING Will spend the rest of his life working at a Marriot in Acapulco As a freshman wanted to work for NASA As a senior is going to work for Lockheed Martin EXERCISE SCIENCE Usually just a gymrat who doesn't know what to major in Focuses on getting as large as he possibly can CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT The white collar man in a blue collar world Will never be respected by his employees because he went to college PETROLEUM ENGINEERING About to earn that sweet, sweet oil money What environmental concerns? SECRETARIAL STUDIES MOMMY E-TR Trad Christian girl whose parents sent her to college to find a husband Usually quiet and obedient ECONOMICS For right-leaning students who don't know what they want to major in when they show up Most often drop the major for something else MERCHANDISING Almost always plugging his own merch TOURISM STUDIES COSMETOLOGY Using this "major" as an excuse for his parents to give him Comes from a lower- middle-class family money to travel to Hawaii Will live abroad after college Wears Gucci and Supreme and drives a Mercedes But for now makes $12/hour at American Eagle Definitely in a sorority, gains the freshman 30 Future door-to-door Avon saleswoman ADVERTISING Don Draper wannabes who think their ideas are perfect Amateur psychologists INTELLIGENCE Extremely intelligent but definitely not using it for the right reasons Hyperpatriot Fast-track to the CIA MATHEMATICS Usually autistic E And socially awkward Nobody knows what they do after graduation Sadistic professors, no social life Mom got him a drafting table for his 18th birthday AVIATION Watched Top Gun and now wants to be a fighter pilot ENGINEERING NURSING Barely got into engineering Almost always basic Karen types school and regrets it already who spend more than they have and get married at 21 But will get stuck flying freight for UPS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT "The market is sooo hot right now, come to my open house!" Has realty license by age 21 Her parents lost everything in the Recession but she doesn't listen PLUMBING Always a fat guy for some reason ARCHITECTURE CARPENTRY Usually admires either Classicism or Brutalism, and nothing in between People laugh at him but they won't be laughing when he makes $175,000/year FINANCE His choice of major was inspired by Wolf of Wall Street Loses his tuition money in the stock market LATIN Yearns for a 'retvrn' to Ancient Roman values MARKETING Thinks Internet cookies and invasive advertising are a good thing because $$$ Will sign your email up for spam lists Says "deus vult" unironically and thinks the crusades were a good thing BIBLICAL STUDIES Goes to some small college in Kentucky GED Becomes a rural pastor and starts a ministry Treat themselves like heroes although they wipe geriatric ass "Jesus was a Will die from carpenter you cancer know" because he has two pounds of sawdust in his lungs AGRICULTURE Monsanto bootlicker Wants a return to agrarian society Wants the Department of Agriculture to f--- off FISHERY STUDIES His parents own a boat and he posts shirtless pics holding giant fish Will disappear the day after graduation ROOFING The most patriotic m------------ on the planet somehow Usually tan and muscular Super high casualty rate WELDING Work in cramped, hot rooms but still make $120,000/year High number of white supremacists for some reason ENTREPENEURIAL STUDIES Wanted to stay home and start a business but Mom and Dad made him go to college Hates the IRS with a blistering passion Skips class to try and put together business idea #48

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Ecd Lef LINCI Canan T COVID: Just wear a mask. Monkeypox: made with mematic mic- Libertarian Just don't have sex. Eco Left onomic- Right

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Auth left time traveler, traveling back to meet Karl Marx Economic- Right BIED Or Lib right, going back to do the same thing

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Being authright doesn't mean I am racist or xenophobic. I care about my country and it's people and as long as the people come in legally and do not add to the crime issues I couldn't care less whether you're Muslim, Jewish, transgender etc. My problem comes in when refugees and immigrants are put above the people of my country as this should never be the case with a government who cares for their people.

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cummunism Economic- Left Authoritarian P i am happy since i am conservative conservative thing: *happens* i am mad since i am a progressive Libertarian Economic- Right SI monee SMOTORES

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Types of Centrist tier list (we're not all the same btw) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

S A B C D F Authoritaria Left Economic- Left Libert Auth Authrian Economic Left Authorita Left Economic- Left Libertaria Left Authorita Left Economic- Left Libertari Lef Authoritarian Left Economic- Left Libertar Left itarian conomic- Right ertarian ght thoritarian ht thoritarian Right homic- ht Economic- Right ght lan an omic- ritarian urtarian Right ght Economic- Right Authoritarian Right rian Economic- Right The opportunist "I'm not a centrist, I just keep switching between quadrants to suit my own best interest. I have no loyalty and will abandon a quadrant as soon as it stops being useful to me." The mosaic "All quadrants have good and bad parts to them, we should pick the good parts while avoiding the bad parts from each quadrant." The radical centrist "Extremists in all quadrants are a threat to society. We can't wait for them to kill each other, we must be proactive and purge all extremists from all quadrants." The lazy centrist "Things are good enough, why take risks by changing things?" The coward "If I have a political stance, some people might not like me. If I'm a centrist that means I'm neutral and no one will hate me, right?" The compromiser "What if we compromised with the Nazis and only killed half the jews?"

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