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Anon found a loophole. | /r/Greentext
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![Things that motivate you to lift Anonymous 08/28/22(Sun)08:35:06 No.68136580 [Reply] Post'em /fit/ >last night >qt. Hobbit wife and I go to bar for a friend's birthday >she commits the heresy of wearing high heels (Hobbits shouldn't do it) >we dance a lot >it gets late, time to go >her feet are extremey sore >l autistically tell her "THIS IS WHY I LIFT" >pick her up and carry her to the car, some 250 yeards away >manage to do it without too much effort (she's 105 lbs, but still) >on our way home she gets all handsy and affectionate, thanking me for being "her protector" >at home we're both quite tired, but she's super horny and wants to f--- anway >we f--- like there's no tomorrow >1 minute after we finish sex she's sound asleep This type of mire is priceless. I'll never stop lifting.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/429/666/999.png "anon lifts | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)00:24:35 No.660808937 grand theft autory FIVE 9.17.2013 IMG_9441.jpg 60 KB JPG Since GTA hype is back. I'll tell a ragetard story from GTA 5's release hype. >Be me, 15 years old in 2013. >GTA 5 hype is massive, played every GTA game in my childhood up to that point. >Already planned to buy the game online because I knew it would be sold out at stores & I wasn't old enough to technically buy it. >Still have 2 prepaid $150 cards my grandpa gave for my birthday. >Bought GTA 5 at release online, got it within 2 days. >Did the intro missions, after that immediately went to the strip club as is tradition. >Got a lap dance & wanted to keep touching the girl, stupid rule where you can't touch them. >Touched them too much & got thrown out & couldn't re- enter. Got p----- off & started fighting the bouncers. >Somehow f------ lost the fight because I suck, WASTED. >[Tard rage activated] immediately ejected the disk & threw it at the wall frisbee style as I usually did with other games I raged at. >Didn't expect it to break because the other games never did, GTA 5 disk breaks, a little piece of disk chips off at the center, didn't work afterwards. >Had to wait 2 months before I could by another copy. Everyone & friends playing GTA 5 while I'm playing GTA 4 & the episode DLCs while in a state of regret & self loathing.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/719/756/6fb.jpeg "Anon activates his gamer rage | /r/Greentext")
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