Super Smash Brothers Ultimate - It kinda does

I would have assumed the fluffy, poofy haired dog to be named Cloud because dogs are named things that don't sound like names all the time and the action hero guy in the sci fi bodysuit who honestly kinda has the same hairstyle is named after Ridley, or at least, named Ridley because he's the only normal dude on the list and that's the normal dude name. Isabelle on the far right is still a lovely lady, though.

I wonder if the last guy would believe that Snake's real name is David in that scenario.