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FPamZUDXIAYbdd2.jpg (49 KB, 562x581) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)01:19:13 No.70168471 ✓ >29 yo khv >Have been a coomer for almost a decade >Depressed, extremely lonely, have absolutely zero female friends and can feel the lack of a feminine touch in my life like a stone resting on my chest whenever I lay down to sleep >Next door neighbor is a single mother and I see different men walking in and out of her house at different times of the day >Her yard is getting overgrown with weeds, I know our HOA will fine her soon >I go over to her house to knock on her door and ask her if she'd be alright if I mow her lawn >She just stares at me >Ask her again >She says "I'm worth more than a mowed lawn" >I don't really know what to say, so I just say "okay" and go back to my garage to grab my lawn mower >Mow her lawn >Can see her standing in the window in the entire time. watching me >Wave at her when I'm done and walking my lawn mower back to my house >Back in my house, drinking a fresh topo chico as a reward for yard work, my door bell rings >It's her, my neighbor, and before I can say anything after opening the door, she grabs my wrist and looks at me in the eyes and says "Do you want to have dinner with me?" >Even as the retarded virgin I am, I realize what she is really asking me >I realize that women want a man who just does things without expecting a reward, so I tell her, "No, it's alright, just let me know next time you need your lawn mown" >She slaps me >She walks away >I stand there in my open doorway, my cheek stinging >mfw I don't understand what the f--- I am supposed to do

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