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Anonymous Autism Please be pofient I have m 37 KB JPG 05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 >be me in the 4th grade >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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Rockstar Games employee makes statement on /v/ | /r/Greentext

File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games

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The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG >be me >straight >real 09/18/22(Sun)17:08:26 No.885846889

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anon disagrees with communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)13:11:47 No.70259728 I take pleasure in the fact that Russian incels got to f--- German foids in Berlin during WW2. >Chad Russians mostly died during heavy battles at the start of the war 923 KB PNG >Most of the surviving soviets were probably regular guys or full-blown incels on the rear echelons >Muh "ubermensch A----" German chads got killed or taken captive >If a soviet incel worked hard enough his officers gave him virgin k---- girls to f--- >There's tales of older soviet officers making sure their young comrades lose their virginites to K---- bitches >(((Hitler))) was seething the whole time >Literal stories of German chads being forced to watch soviet incels gangbang their daughters, mothers and girlfriends >Peasant incels literally cucked chads >The war turned the incels into sigma males >The once arrogant Germans had to raise half-slavs like a bunch of beta cucks I disagree with Communism but the soviets actually tried to help their incel population.

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Anon is from an alternate timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bL/fn/Mu 09/18/22(Sun)11:48:47 No.395863331 >Be me in alternate time-line >Elizabeth's funeral is today >F------ hate the monarchy but keep my mouth shut >People will finally shut up about this and move on 10 KB JPG >ohshitecho.mp3 >See a man in the background with a rifle >Charles goes from mutated pug to exploding watermelon in a half second >limos flip their s--- and drive off >GOD F------ DAMMIT NOT AGAIN >National mourning is redeclared >fuckingkillme.jpg 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon observes an abusive relationship | /r/Greentext

coworker domestic abused? 2.64 MB GIF 09/18/22(Sun)07:50:48 No.70257008 >be me >work at 711 >night shifts cause robot that parents don't love him (can't be neet) >my shifts are from 10pm to 6am so coworker is coming to replace me >she enters the store and goes to buy some redbull i think before i punch out >comes to the register >i notice that her glass are broken and fixed with f------ duct tape >trying to make conversation casually ask her about it >oh it's nothing basically the dumbass of my boyfriend broke but it was totally an accident >tears falling but no actual sad expression just red eyes after that i went to throw the trash before leaving my shift and punched out didn't want to ask because i don't wanna hear a 30 minutes story i've already have a 15 minutes drive to my f------ job other thing that i notice is that her boyfriend ALWAYS drops her out and this time i think she with uber/lyft idk anons should i do something or is absolutely retarded trying to piece the story together without actually asking

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Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw

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anon just wants to be loved | /r/Greentext

09/18/22(Sun)13:58:07 No.70260143 I am a vulnerable guy from Serbia and I have a confession to make here, if anybody in my life knew I would probably be shunned/disowned. >Be Serb incel >Built like twink >Not even masculine >All the serb guys around me are tall, athletic and macho >I'm 5'6 on good day >I'm submissive gay who likes German, British and Japanese guys >My female friend wasn't p----- that I'm gay but because I like German dudes : Anonymous SCHWREALTS IN MATERNES & PRODAV 1003 KB PNG >Called a traitor because she's nationalist >Everyone around me is homophobe >I don't even like LGBT politics or marches >I just want to find a nice loyal guy who will make gentle love to me >Not slut like Western gays I'm not even picky, I had crushes on short muscular Germans, chubby British guys and Japanese guy with long hair and glasses. I just want to be held in big strong arms. Is that so wrong? View Thread

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i f------ hate my life Please be patient I have autism 42 KB JPG 09/18/22(Sun)18:11:24 No.70259173 i got into a confrontation in the train and i sperged out and now my mom wants me to have a autism card with me at all time which says "i have autism, please be patient" on it. I f------ hate my life dude >>70259427 # Anonymous Anonymous >>70259173 (OP) # Shhhhh, it's ok anon, tell us what happened. 09/18/22(Sun)18:12:12 No.70259182 09/18/22(Sun)18:37:26 No.70259427 >>70259182 # so i was in the train getting back from my internship and was heading to home. in my country public transport has a system where you check in with a special card. i forgot to check in and when the conductor came around she (like most despicable pieces of conductor s---) started to being extra mean and used very harsh language to me. because of the stress and the screaming i started crying and i didnt know what to do and eventually she gave me a fine of 65 euro's

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Anon is the final, boss-level NEET | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/03/16(Sun)11:39:08 No.61618487 International 1 neets Who here /neet/? Feels good man. I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over $2000/month in neetbux. 149 KB PNG How are my fellow neets experience with the bux in their country? I'm extremely cozy.

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener 40 KB JPG >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >>772251744 # >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----.

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anon have had enough | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these >occasionally does it post/pre-halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

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Anonymous Autism Please be pofient I have m 37 KB JPG 05/24/22(Tue)09:32:32 No.68757162 >be me in the 4th grade >summer, cleaning the school yard >there's big nut-tree in the yard >classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun >one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined >autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission >sneak past the teacher who was looking after us >get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother >say "this is what you get for f------ with me, stupid hag"

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