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Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games

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The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him | /r/Greentext

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anon disagrees with communism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)13:11:47 No.70259728 I take pleasure in the fact that Russian incels got to f--- German foids in Berlin during WW2. >Chad Russians mostly died during heavy battles at the start of the war 923 KB PNG >Most of the surviving soviets were probably regular guys or full-blown incels on the rear echelons >Muh "ubermensch A----" German chads got killed or taken captive >If a soviet incel worked hard enough his officers gave him virgin k---- girls to f--- >There's tales of older soviet officers making sure their young comrades lose their virginites to K---- bitches >(((Hitler))) was seething the whole time >Literal stories of German chads being forced to watch soviet incels gangbang their daughters, mothers and girlfriends >Peasant incels literally cucked chads >The war turned the incels into sigma males >The once arrogant Germans had to raise half-slavs like a bunch of beta cucks I disagree with Communism but the soviets actually tried to help their incel population.

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Anon is from an alternate timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bL/fn/Mu 09/18/22(Sun)11:48:47 No.395863331 >Be me in alternate time-line >Elizabeth's funeral is today >F------ hate the monarchy but keep my mouth shut >People will finally shut up about this and move on 10 KB JPG >ohshitecho.mp3 >See a man in the background with a rifle >Charles goes from mutated pug to exploding watermelon in a half second >limos flip their s--- and drive off >GOD F------ DAMMIT NOT AGAIN >National mourning is redeclared >fuckingkillme.jpg 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon observes an abusive relationship | /r/Greentext

coworker domestic abused? 2.64 MB GIF 09/18/22(Sun)07:50:48 No.70257008 >be me >work at 711 >night shifts cause robot that parents don't love him (can't be neet) >my shifts are from 10pm to 6am so coworker is coming to replace me >she enters the store and goes to buy some redbull i think before i punch out >comes to the register >i notice that her glass are broken and fixed with f------ duct tape >trying to make conversation casually ask her about it >oh it's nothing basically the dumbass of my boyfriend broke but it was totally an accident >tears falling but no actual sad expression just red eyes after that i went to throw the trash before leaving my shift and punched out didn't want to ask because i don't wanna hear a 30 minutes story i've already have a 15 minutes drive to my f------ job other thing that i notice is that her boyfriend ALWAYS drops her out and this time i think she with uber/lyft idk anons should i do something or is absolutely retarded trying to piece the story together without actually asking

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Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw

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anon just wants to be loved | /r/Greentext

09/18/22(Sun)13:58:07 No.70260143 I am a vulnerable guy from Serbia and I have a confession to make here, if anybody in my life knew I would probably be shunned/disowned. >Be Serb incel >Built like twink >Not even masculine >All the serb guys around me are tall, athletic and macho >I'm 5'6 on good day >I'm submissive gay who likes German, British and Japanese guys >My female friend wasn't p----- that I'm gay but because I like German dudes : Anonymous SCHWREALTS IN MATERNES & PRODAV 1003 KB PNG >Called a traitor because she's nationalist >Everyone around me is homophobe >I don't even like LGBT politics or marches >I just want to find a nice loyal guy who will make gentle love to me >Not slut like Western gays I'm not even picky, I had crushes on short muscular Germans, chubby British guys and Japanese guy with long hair and glasses. I just want to be held in big strong arms. Is that so wrong? View Thread

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i f------ hate my life Please be patient I have autism 42 KB JPG 09/18/22(Sun)18:11:24 No.70259173 i got into a confrontation in the train and i sperged out and now my mom wants me to have a autism card with me at all time which says "i have autism, please be patient" on it. I f------ hate my life dude >>70259427 # Anonymous Anonymous >>70259173 (OP) # Shhhhh, it's ok anon, tell us what happened. 09/18/22(Sun)18:12:12 No.70259182 09/18/22(Sun)18:37:26 No.70259427 >>70259182 # so i was in the train getting back from my internship and was heading to home. in my country public transport has a system where you check in with a special card. i forgot to check in and when the conductor came around she (like most despicable pieces of conductor s---) started to being extra mean and used very harsh language to me. because of the stress and the screaming i started crying and i didnt know what to do and eventually she gave me a fine of 65 euro's

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Anon is the final, boss-level NEET | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/03/16(Sun)11:39:08 No.61618487 International 1 neets Who here /neet/? Feels good man. I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over $2000/month in neetbux. 149 KB PNG How are my fellow neets experience with the bux in their country? I'm extremely cozy.

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener 40 KB JPG >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >>772251744 # >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----.

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anon have had enough | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these >occasionally does it post/pre-halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

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Anon the rapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)09:00:21 No.885778044 >>885775120 (OP) # Hmm best friends birthday night >Her got hammered and turned violent on a bartender, gets kicked out of bar. >The three of use and his wife still in the bar since he was being such a douche >we decided to stay. His wife started to panic what if he got arrested etc has panic attack takes a Xanax to chill the f--- out 1.35 MB JPG >get text from friend asked to crash in my hotel room >friends start to sober up to drive home so just be and his wife drinking heavily >Xanax and booze don't mix, she can hardly stand up. Basically weekend at Bernie her ass back to the hotel room. >do a few down blouse because why the f--- not > get her to hotel room see friend is out cold in bathroom > toss her on the bed whale tail is exposed Can't help it gif. >F--- her hard, leave a two week no fap load in her. >record her morning shower and also her piece to get her that fat c------- that seeping out of her wasn't from her husband. Pic very related >>885778200 # >>885781270 # >>885784581 #

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Anonymous (ID: vlJdNCb6 09/16/22 (Fri) 13:40:29 No.395607362 25 KB JPG >Be me, 50-something white male shop teacher >Slaving away for 30 years, vote for Brandon, see my retirement account drop 75% >Constantly get s--- on for being a f------ white male >One day, get a great idea: "I'll be a woman so hard they'll have no choice but to fire me" >Buy a $5 wig >Buy an XXXXXL shirt and bra >Buy a rubber sex doll >Using a lifetime of shop class ~~mastery~~ primary, slice the doll's 7xDD t--- off with a linoleum knife >Even cut a hole in the bra so the n------ poke out. Wet the tips with old milk >Go to school wearing the 40 lbs of fake rubber t--- >"HELLL-OOO students! My name is and always has been Ms. Ada Lovelace" >MFW they all nod in unison >MFW they all announce they'll respect my pronouns >MFW the staff all nod and call me brave >MFW it's been three weeks and I'm getting a raise

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