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DWARVES SHOULD BE EXPERT YODELERS WITH HAWAIIAN ACCENTS WHAT? SHO THE DWARVEN LANGUAGE WOULD HAVE EVOLVED TO OPERATE IN AN ECHOING UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH THE SHARP STACCATO SOUNDS OF MINING TOOLS. CONSONANT-FILLED WORDS WOULD BE LOST IN THE DIN, BUT A LANGUAGE THAT EMPHASIZES SUSTAINED, MULTISYLLABIC WORDS WITH MUSICAL PITCH MODULATION AND GLOTTAL STOPS WOULD LET THEIR VOICES CARRY OVER DISTANCE. IFSSE, ALL DWARVES ARE SCOTTISH.

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