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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

LIBERTE EGALITE FRATERNITE FRATERNITE EGALITE LIBERTE

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What people think Centrism is vs what it actually is in | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

I believe in human rights JUST COMPROMISE LGBTQ RIGHTS PRO ABORTION LEGAL DRUGS PRO SAFETY ANTTECH F--- COPS DEATH MERICA BLACK MATTER ATHIEST I dont LGBTQPHOBIC ANTI ABORTION ANT DRUGS PREDOM BLUETIVES MATTER #1 AM ALL LIVMATER CHRISTIAN Both sides make good points

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Thank you for I literally supporting my self hate you and destructive lifestyle Satan! I appreciate that you're so progressive! hope my temptations ruin your lif LMAO

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Unthinkable tbh | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Capitalists when a person helps another out of the kindness of their heart (their was no profit incentive) Q URY

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What I imagine happens to every American libright | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Maybe we should socialize healthcare like the other developed countries... Here you go Mr. Insurance Guy. Don't worry, I'll pay the $50k deductible for the x-ray I didn't need. Absolutely not! I'm not gonna pay more taxes for other people's healthcare! It's a waste of money! +V BlueCrossⓇ BlueShield® SOCIALISM BAD. SOCIALISM BAD. SOCIALISM B

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Current state of Afghanistan 7x7 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

CCP INVESTOR POPPY FIELD BURNER HISTORY PROTECTOOR MUSIC POLICE Drugs and capitalism are HARAM! Finds poppy fields, executes the farmers, and torches them Building a highway through the Hindu Kush to project soft power Moves more and more PLA troops to the frontier Afghanistan will be theirs by 2100 Desperately trying to vaccinate children against basic diseases such as polio and typhus But the Stone Age death cult that rules the country doesn't believe in the mission They destroy the vaccines and sell the kids into slavery VACCINATOR WATER PURIFICATION UNHCR/UNICEF Went to college in the EU and returned to Afghanistan to try and clean the water supply Nourishes the kids with MRE "Nooo they're totally meal nutrition packets replacement the kids don't need milk!!!" SOYLENT GREEN FREE CLINIC NURSE Trying to treat basic illnesses and malnourished children Doesn't have nearly enough supplies and is no longer able to practice medicine Begs Americans for charity money INVALID Was born with a birth defect, but there weren't sufficient supplies to fix an otherwise simple problem Afghanistan has zero ADA accessibility The Taliban dressed him up as a clown and made him dance for them SKATER An American soldier gave her a skateboard and she's learning how to do it, very empowering Skate parks were beginning to open up and things were getting better Then the Taliban burned everything GAY MAN Things were actually getting better and there was hope that being gay might become legalized soon Oh s--- they're throwing his friends off rooftops, time to go back in the closet MAGICIAN Hangs out by a seedy stall with a snake, says he can do magic They're flowers dude, new ones will grow 99% of the time just a scammer Taliban is back in power, destroys her supplies and kills her colleagues, so she does nothing and returns to the EU WESTERN MSM JOURNO Reports on the country from a safe distance or else behind dozens of fixers Repeatedly hyperbolize how much danger they're in Fake news AMPUTEE Leg got blown off by a landmine, had to drag self 10km to the nearest village An old man cauterized the wound but hospitals are too full to help No social safety net either Usually from a Turkic ethnic group from Central Asia Just trying to live in peace but the Taliban doesn't like that one bit The Taliban thinks 90% of Music and dancing are Afghanistan's thousands of years forbidden in Sharia Law of history is the work of infidels Orphan living Chases people on the street, begging for money starving or food Most often gets laughed at, occasionally kidnapped and trafficked Frantically moving artifacts out of the country and sandbagging those that can't move Trying desperately to keep everyone safe UN UN Think they can feed every hungry child and protect human rights In reality do little to nothing POLICEWOMAN Was the first woman in her family to get a federal job, her kids were proud of her The Taliban fired her and murdered her colleagues RUSSIAN AFGHAN WAR VETERAN Had the worst time of his life fighting the Mujahadeen in 1982 and has been. traumatized since Initially celebrated that the Americans were suffering as he suffered, but now he commiserates with them Was attending university and had an opportunity for a career path Now she has to wear Niqab and a Taliban fighter r---- her but she can't seek legal justice or she'll die Gets in a raft intent on crossing the Mediterranean It flips over and he drowns flatzma 4104 Joined the National Army because he genuinely thought democracy might come to Afghanistan When the Taliban I came he threw away his uniform and went home, and that was it Drives around in a van shouting Taliban slogans Misses his friends and arresting those who play music MADRAS Islamic school for children, crams hundreds of kids in a building and teaches the Quran They're not allowed to learn Afghan culture dictates profuse hospitality for visitors mathematics, just Islam Athlete who just wants to practice his favorite sport But every country is abroad boycotting Afghanistan from international competition ETHNIC MINORITY EXPAT/REFUGEE|| TAXI DRIVER Desperate to leave the country, gives everything he has to a coyote, who trafficks him to Syria The default profession for a young, otherwise unemployed Competition is fierce and almost nobody has a license man Now he practices with his friends on a dusty pitch but it's not the same poverty, he gives visitors a bed and food from his table Shows that despite hard times, most humans are fundamentally good Buys oranges and lemons from a faraway farm and sneaks it into Kabul Assumes tons of risk for like $5 SWIMMING POOL EXECUTIONER Takes the enemies of the Taliban up to an old Soviet swimming pool Hangs, beheads, and burns them alive It's a difficult hustle and he makes next to nothing The pool is filled with infidel corpses Exiled former President of Afghanistan F----- over the Taliban, when they came back he knew he was So desperate to leave toast that he runs after American planes and grabs the wings CRICKETER AMERICA LOVER A---- PIGEONS TALIBAN FIGHTER White pigeons that flock The USA is number one, US soldiers came in and gave him presents and gave him a job as an interpreter around the blue mosque in Mazar-i-Sharif According to local legend, they chase away the dirty brown, gray, and black pigeons and keep the mosque pure Falls to his death and makes international news HAMID KARZAI TALIBAN TWITTER Started tweeting racist, Bitter about losing the country, claims to actually rule Afghanistan but nobody believes him Had to go into hiding when the Taliban came back, but still has a secret American flag Feels physical pain when he sees an insurgent try to fly a Black Hawk His interpreter friend went missing seven months ago and he's trying to drink away the memory The instability has created excellent opportunities for human trafficking For the right price he'll get you to Pakistan Ok good luck have a nice life AFGHAN HOSPITALITY US VETERAN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH PRIVATE SECURITY Even if he lives in Oftentimes Regular villagers who take up arms Depressed and bitter about to guard citizens from outsiders the hasty US pullout KAM AIR National airline of Afghanistan, worst safety record of any commercial airline on the planet Banned from most countries Struggling to survive financially Afghanistan is #1 poppy grower in the world TALIBAN STATESMAN Hey, they have to run a country too right? Actually trying to do bureaucratic stuff and doesn't know how And he lives under sanctions G-23 AVERAGE WOMAN CITRUS SMUGGLER CITRUS SMUGGLER KHYBER COYOTE WEDDING INDUSTRY NIQAB SALESMAN One of Afghanistan's largest industries Did you know the Taliban has Knows heroin kills people, but has to make a living diplomatic missions in dozens of countries? Moves wholesale product across the border in massive smuggling operations homophobic, and antisemitic memes as the Americans withdrew last August The government hates him My heroes CHILD BEGGAR ANA DESERTER PLANE CLINGER GOLDEN TRIANGLE CHILD SEX SLAVE Tens of thousands of little boys are kidnapped and passed around men who fondle them The Taliban tweeted wojaks and Pepe memes Imfao Frequently get in firefights with the Taliban To them, the war never ends An integral part of Afghan culture, unfortunately Weddings are massive in Afghanistan, like thousands of people and stadium sized venues And the margins are huge What, is the world supposed to stop for the Taliban? With little budget and protection travels to Afghanistan and just walks around with a handheld camera Has genuine and wholesome interactions with the people CLERIC Calls Afghans to prayer several times a day and tells them to kill the infidel Serves as spiritual counsel for the Taliban Most powerful member of Afghan society at the moment TRIBAL ELDER Has eight wives Chief of a tribe in the mountains The ANA was heavily involved and the US straight up looked the other way Look up Bacha Bazi الفيل Taliban's Toyota trucks muscle with heavy weapons, کاشی Has never, ever listened to the federal Afghan government and has run his own feudal system Regular businesses hire them to guard from the Taliban Roams around in executing people at will Extremely far right and sadistic WAR ADVENTURER ARMS SALESMAN Usually a travel YouTuber who knows the danger will translate into views they're Western mercs with experience in the country Creates tiny anti-Taliban enclaves There are no traffic rules in Afghanistan Profits were declining as Afghanistan liberalized Then they shot through the roof Does not give a s--- if women are oppressed, has to make a sale Finds, buys, or steals left-behind American and Russian weapons and repairs and resells them Wanna buy an AK for $100? AVERAGE DRIVER The drivers speed recklessly, drive in opposing lanes and shoot at each other Straight up steal gas from the station

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Center doesn't understand watermelon logic | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

SEVERELY RETARDED So you are a leftist that hates how much power corporations have because they put profit over decency and people's lives Yes Doctor And you are aware all politicians are in the pocket of corporations and take money from them Yes doctor! Politicans are just corporate puppets And you want to give absolute power to politicians (corporate puppets) to control speech and decide what we are allowed to say and what not? Yes, only then we will have social justice!

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Authoritarian Econo CH BUSINESS. Mark Tech Meda ccess Perspectives Videos onomic- Elon Musk will have to pay three fired Left Twitter executives nearly $200 million Right I got fired last week and now I have about 13 dollars in my bank account to last me the rest of the month. Yes, ban them Elon daddy! Take out the trash! Libertarian

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Left Ashley Zavala @ZavalaA-5h Suspect who allegedly attacked Nancy Pelosi's husband reportedly lived in a storage unit in Berkeley at one point, sold hemp bracelets, and posted about conspiracy theories on Facebook relating to Covid-19 and the 2020 election. TEE F cnn.com Alleged Pelosi attacker posted multiple conspiracy theories | CNN Poli... The man who allegedly attacked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband early Friday posted memes and conspiracy theories on...

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• 23m Maybe because they are a comunist one party dictatorship without free speech and free press? 4-1 ↓ 6m So? Communism cannot succeed if done democratically because nationalists and anti-communists will try to tear them apart. That's why communists have to stick with authoritarian governments. And how bad is having no free speech, in Germany, you're not allowed to say that the holocaust never happened. So Germany is a country with no free speech then. Some topics should best stay in the hands of the government if they promise to help the proletariat. The USA also doesn't have free press. Pretty much most of the news networks are controlled by a single giant company that tells them what to say. It's a big propaganda machine. 4 1 ↓

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He did underestimate the communist threat. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

MCCARTHY WAS WRONG He underestimated the communist threat in America" James A Lindsay T LIBERTARIAN

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