raddaya 19 hr. ago 4 I'd like to take a moment to talk about measles. Measles is the most contagious virus in the world. It's so contagious, Michael Osterholm (renowned epidemiologist who is now the President of Joe Biden's Covid advisory board) once said "Measles makes an infected child into a viral Uzi." Measles has all the tricks. Infectious days before you show any symptoms at all? Check. Virus hangs around for hours after you breathe it out? Check. Virus can reach more than 100 feet away from someone contagious? Check. Measles might just be a bad cold and body rash for you, if you're really lucky. But boy, does it have some effects if you're unlucky. It can cause encephalitis (brain inflammation) - including some really funky types up to 27 years after you get infected. It can blind and/or deafen you. It can reset your entire goddamn immune system so that you get reinfected by all the other diseases you already had immunity to. The measles vaccine is ludicrously safe and effective at preventing all of this from entering your mind. So get that s--- if you haven't already. 784 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Pisodeuorrior 12 hr. ago I met a guy a couple of years ago. He was my best friend's cousin. He was one of those rare cases in life where you meet someone and you think "wow what an amazing person", and you become instantly friends, despite having spent together only one day. A few months after we had met he got measles and died. Like, he was super healthy and young, and in two days he was gone. It really is a horrible disease. 82 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow The Measles 17 hr. ago @ Always nice to meet a fan. 480 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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raddaya 19 hr. ago 4 I'd like to take a moment to talk about measles. Measles is the most contagious virus in the world. It's so contagious, Michael Osterholm (renowned epidemiologist who is now the President of Joe Biden's Covid advisory board) once said "Measles makes an infected child into a viral Uzi." Measles has all the tricks. Infectious days before you show any symptoms at all? Check. Virus hangs around for hours after you breathe it out? Check. Virus can reach more than 100 feet away from someone contagious? Check. Measles might just be a bad cold and body rash for you, if you're really lucky. But boy, does it have some effects if you're unlucky. It can cause encephalitis (brain inflammation) - including some really funky types up to 27 years after you get infected. It can blind and/or deafen you. It can reset your entire goddamn immune system so that you get reinfected by all the other diseases you already had immunity to. The measles vaccine is ludicrously safe and effective at preventing all of this from entering your mind. So get that s--- if you haven't already. 784 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Pisodeuorrior 12 hr. ago I met a guy a couple of years ago. He was my best friend's cousin. He was one of those rare cases in life where you meet someone and you think "wow what an amazing person", and you become instantly friends, despite having spent together only one day. A few months after we had met he got measles and died. Like, he was super healthy and young, and in two days he was gone. It really is a horrible disease. 82 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow The Measles 17 hr. ago @ Always nice to meet a fan. 480 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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