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Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue)00:22:59 No.71471153 >>71471054 # >be me >about 3 years old >mommy gives me a fun new stuffed animal >has very loose legs and arms but a lot of 650 KB JPG stuffing in the head, cute teddy bear >be 3 year old demon child, so used it for whatever i could find >throw it against the wall, choked it, stuck its head in the ceiling fan, even take a knife one day and act like i'm cutting off it's balls >good stress relief >call it "beat up bear" >grow up, it's now collecting dust >new gf goes through and sees it >i tell her about it and instantly she falls in love with it >she's always excited to cuddle with it when she came to my house >eventually chritmas comes >haven't been dating for long, decided to give it to her >she's so happy >relationship goes on for a year >whole time she always cuddles with it every night, see it on discord calls >she gets tired of calling it "beat up bear" so she renames him to "bubs" as an acronym, plus it's a cute name >she moves to college >calls me on instagram after not video calling for a week >breaks up with me >can still see him in the background, still being used when i was gone I really wonder if he still uses him. I hope so for some strange reason, but i want him back kinda. he was integral to my chidhood

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous Tell me if this is a bad idea. 27 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)18:41:15 No.175253672 I will build a small makeshift raft. It has to be DIY so I wouldn't need to have it registered. I will then take a woman, any woman, willingly on a boat trip. We will sail to the open seas. Beyond the maritime jurisdiction of any country I will then r--- her. So, is that a crime? It shouldn't be, right? We are beyond the jurisdiction of any governing body. I heard you are still subject to the laws of whatever country your vessel is registered at. Which is why it's important I make a DIY boat. : Anonymous I don't want to kill her. I just want to shame someone with legal r--- and get away with it. 12/19/22(Mon)19:41:46 No.175255411 >>175253672 (OP) # >Hey babe wanna come on this s----- DIYOLO raft with me to international waters for undisclosed reasons Totally gonna work

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Anon uses discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Discord and Online Communities 62 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)06:16:10 No.71471090 >join Discord server >mod disrespects me multiple times >tell him to go f--- himself and to get leg extensions >get muted >join Discord dating server >talk to girl >orbiter messages me >'that's MY girl' >banned >join Discord server >talk to someone in DMs >they leak our entire conversation for lols and cred in their server >delete Discord Why does everyone on this program seem to be such a f------ d---?

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anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon talks about his gay sub thoughts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed) 20:53:51 No.71394871 >have gay submissive thoughts >think its p--- rotting my brain, decide to stop with it >2 months p--- free >now have extreme gay submissive thoughts without p--- I think i just might be gay after all

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Anon's getting an offer he can't refuse. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 202 KB JPG 12/20/22(Tue)06:39:24 No.71471333 > be me > watching The Godfather for the first time. > During the part they speak italian, all the subtitles say is " [speaking italian]". > Half the film is in Italian.

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Average Mobik | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)20:19:50 No.891056926 Медик + 10 6C9CA9DF-9DB0-4234-980B-01A00C50FD04.png 721 KB PNG >You're a russian mobik. >You do frontal attacks in close formation marches. >The smallest unit that can flank the enemy is a battalion. >The only thing that keeps your morale up is the band marching with you. >You wear a dead comrades uniform and your company's machine gun has wheels on it. Life is good.

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21 is literally a flipped 12 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GAM QUER 145 KB JPG 08/17/21(Tue)21:24:29 No.65026511 >2012 >Much of the population was in absolute shock/traumatized over Miley Cyrus being nude, riding a wrecking ball - everyone from boomers to even millenials over the indecency and vapidity. >2021 >BDSM, DDLG, lolicon, yiff and e-thots objectifying their feet while dressed as catgirl loli maids are all shoved in our faces, everyone is bragging about rimming/eating ass - and the majority of people are either left unphased or consider it to be 'le feminist empowerment' what happened

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anon's new hoodie | /r/Greentext

204 KB PNG >be me in high school >Going to PE class >Wearing one of those blanket hoodies that you get off Amazon, they make you f------ warm >Guys in class making fun of me for leaving it on >We have to run the mile, it's the middle of winter >Everyone is freezing f------ cold >I'm not cold at all thanks to my blanket hoodie I will not be bullied for wearing the blanket hoodie, thank you blanket hoodie

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anon goes job hunting | /r/Greentext

>>178106421 (OP) # >parents bugging me to get a job >whatever >local pizza chain needs a delivery driver >walk into store, wearing jeans, scorpion jacket, sunglasses, and driving gloves >it's pretty empty, its like 430 and only the manager is there >"can I help you?" >stare at him for a good minute >he actually gets a little agitated >I motion to the sign in the window "I drive" >"oh, ok. You want an interview? Theres not much to it. If you can drive, and have a license, you're pretty much hired" >"...whats the job?" >he looks at me a little confused >"you deliver pizzas to the customer, and answer phones" >f---, I hadn't counted on the phones >I have severe social anxiety, I can't really talk to people >turn around to leave >as I walk out the door, I turn around >"what's a f------ jew like you doing owning a pizzeria?"

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rare insults, anyone got anything worth writing home about? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M 76 KB JPG 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread i'll start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year

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Anons discuss AI art | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:49:15 No.620913184>>620913250 >>620 File: fast.png (1.37 MB, 1024x1024) Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50:18 No.620913250 >>620913369 >>62091 >>620913184 Unfiltered childlike sovl O Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50:24 No.620913254 ► >>620913369 >>62091 >NOOOO AI SUCKS REAL ART IS BETT- >>620913184 Soul, this mogs all the Al trash posted in this thread. Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:20 No.620913368 ► >>620913184 I know it's a memephrase, but this is genuinely full of soul. Would much rather have a thread full of children's art than seeing the same generic pixiv Al anime spam posted over and over again. Tom ROME Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:21 No.620913369 >>620913436 >>620913439 >>620913447 >>620913448 >>620913512 >>6 e: KEKKED.png (249 KB, 736x462) ... Make Variations 63 >>620913250 >>620913254 SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER ✓ BOT niji - journey Bot badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler - @kaeter niji journey Bot BOT 12/08/2022 4:11 PM badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:53:35 N It G >>620913369 Artsisters.... it's over B >>620913369 ABSOLUTELY F------ Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:06:08 No.6209142 Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:54:39 No.620 :1654287553432.jpg (38 KB, 567x420) MOGGED >>620913369 GOTTEM

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Anon almost makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 114 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)13:57:14 No.891034926 >be me, fairly easily successful in dating but otherwise socially autistic and never had any friend >match a 8/10 cutie on a dating app >tells me she moved to the city 6 months ago >ask her if she likes it here >tells me she loves it and that she has made amazing friends who are fun and great >unmatch her immediately and be mad rest of the day I've been here most of my life and don't have a single friend but she has fun great friends already. Bitch. The world is mocking me /b/, what hobbies and platforms should I be on to make friends?

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Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue)00:22:59 No.71471153 >>71471054 # >be me >about 3 years old >mommy gives me a fun new stuffed animal >has very loose legs and arms but a lot of 650 KB JPG stuffing in the head, cute teddy bear >be 3 year old demon child, so used it for whatever i could find >throw it against the wall, choked it, stuck its head in the ceiling fan, even take a knife one day and act like i'm cutting off it's balls >good stress relief >call it "beat up bear" >grow up, it's now collecting dust >new gf goes through and sees it >i tell her about it and instantly she falls in love with it >she's always excited to cuddle with it when she came to my house >eventually chritmas comes >haven't been dating for long, decided to give it to her >she's so happy >relationship goes on for a year >whole time she always cuddles with it every night, see it on discord calls >she gets tired of calling it "beat up bear" so she renames him to "bubs" as an acronym, plus it's a cute name >she moves to college >calls me on instagram after not video calling for a week >breaks up with me >can still see him in the background, still being used when i was gone I really wonder if he still uses him. I hope so for some strange reason, but i want him back kinda. he was integral to my chidhood

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