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Anonymous >>891159609 (OP) # 12/22/22(Thu)11:50:38 No.891196714 Yes. Story time, and I'll greentext this s--- because you can't stop me. >be me >be swinger >be into threesomes >be on site dedicated to such endeavors >find married couple. He old, her middle age. Still hot tho. >contact them because, f--- it, why not? >meet up, just she and i, so she can determine if I'm ok or an ax murderer (I'm not, I swear!) >she decided that I'm "ok" and we plan a place and time etc. >ends up, they're both realtors who also flip houses on the side >we meet at a rundown place they're renovating >she greets me at the door only wearing a blazer jacket thing (kinda like the ones Century 21 used to wear, but different color) >she goes down on me while he watches >she gets on the floor, I f--- her (with condom) while her hubby watches and shoves his d--- in her mouth >be me busting a nut in her s----------- >then me leave >never see them again

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Anonymous >>891159609 (OP) # 12/22/22(Thu)11:50:38 No.891196714 Yes. Story time, and I'll greentext this s--- because you can't stop me. >be me >be swinger >be into threesomes >be on site dedicated to such endeavors >find married couple. He old, her middle age. Still hot tho. >contact them because, f--- it, why not? >meet up, just she and i, so she can determine if I'm ok or an ax murderer (I'm not, I swear!) >she decided that I'm "ok" and we plan a place and time etc. >ends up, they're both realtors who also flip houses on the side >we meet at a rundown place they're renovating >she greets me at the door only wearing a blazer jacket thing (kinda like the ones Century 21 used to wear, but different color) >she goes down on me while he watches >she gets on the floor, I f--- her (with condom) while her hubby watches and shoves his d--- in her mouth >be me busting a nut in her s----------- >then me leave >never see them again

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