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Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)11:00:58 No.71858832 ✓ >>71858859 >>71858947 >>71858960 >>71859344 TIL even Gigachads have autism >great software dev company for some reason opened a branch in my 3rd world country >somehow got internship and later hired >half of the others hired literally have never stuided CS or programming >this makes me seem pretty competent in comparison >eventually get to know the director and we have pretty similar personalities >everyone loves this guy, men and women >he's also very good, first person i met that actually meets those "10X developper" descriptions >basically a gigachad in every way >hang out with him a lot outside work >eventually invites me to dinner in his house(he has a wife so no h---) >while walking through his (luxiourious) house, i find a weird picture in his home office/PC room >it's a monkey staring at the cameraman, looking bothered funnyape.jpg >keep looking at it >it's hanged very low >only explanation is that the monkey is looking up, locking eyes with the viewer hmm.wav >ask him later about the monkey >"AH! that's my hard work monkey!" the wut >"when i am working, i get distracted by games on my phone or youtube on my PC, if that happens i just look at the monkey and he judges me" >"he doesn't speak but you can tell he's disappointed, and i don't want to disappoint my monkey friend so i go back to work!" i thought he was joking, but his wife told me the same story. tf?

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)11:00:58 No.71858832 ✓ >>71858859 >>71858947 >>71858960 >>71859344 TIL even Gigachads have autism >great software dev company for some reason opened a branch in my 3rd world country >somehow got internship and later hired >half of the others hired literally have never stuided CS or programming >this makes me seem pretty competent in comparison >eventually get to know the director and we have pretty similar personalities >everyone loves this guy, men and women >he's also very good, first person i met that actually meets those "10X developper" descriptions >basically a gigachad in every way >hang out with him a lot outside work >eventually invites me to dinner in his house(he has a wife so no h---) >while walking through his (luxiourious) house, i find a weird picture in his home office/PC room >it's a monkey staring at the cameraman, looking bothered funnyape.jpg >keep looking at it >it's hanged very low >only explanation is that the monkey is looking up, locking eyes with the viewer hmm.wav >ask him later about the monkey >"AH! that's my hard work monkey!" the wut >"when i am working, i get distracted by games on my phone or youtube on my PC, if that happens i just look at the monkey and he judges me" >"he doesn't speak but you can tell he's disappointed, and i don't want to disappoint my monkey friend so i go back to work!" i thought he was joking, but his wife told me the same story. tf?

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