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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anon has something to say to europeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: v13rk0jn 352 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)04:11:22 No.53307415 >be me >be argentinian with european roots and citizenship just for the lolz, grandpa fought ww2 >live in the countryside, own land to produce food for thousands if not millions of people >soil works for me while neeting and baiting anons >weak gov, both evading taxes and hiding wealth are a piece of cake >have my own bunker in a remote location in the southern hemisphere, could live underground for decades >world champion for the 3rd time >be you >be "real" european just because you were born there, never did anything for europe >live in some noisy and overpopulated city filled with refugees and immigrants, own nothing >work half a month to pay landlord >globohomo gov, work the other half to fund jew agenda >duck and cover, gopniks about to wipe you off the map >ngubu national team, beaten by morocco both on the pitch and on your streets

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Anon gets trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB PNG : Anonymous 116 KB PNG 05/27/22(Fri)21:04:51 No.878973292 >tfw Dr. Eggman traps you and starts to slowly unzip his pants 05/27/22 (Fri)21:22:37 No.878974210 >>878973292 (OP) # YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER

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just stay asleep, then. simple as | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 321 KB PNG 01/04/22(Tue) 10:17:52 No.66845376 >keep having dream where I have cool ass telekinetic powers >wake up >don't have telekinetic powers this is b-------

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Anon's "happy" ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)08:50:22 No.624613532 >>624610090 # Here's another story. >new girlfriend. >single mom, smokes, has tattoos, facial piercings, and really likes horoscopes. 149 KB JPG >I don't like any of the aforementioned s--- but I'm lonely so I simply live with the pain. >Don't even bring up that those things are red flags for me, I smile and endure it because I'm so f------ lonely and she has nice tiddies >We don't do anything sexual for the most part because her kid is around, and she chides me for being pervy. >whatever.jpg, at least I can fondle her tiddies in bed. >Finally she got angry and accused me of cheating >I'd stopped trying to make advances on her because she'd tell me we can't do anything because her kid is around and she took that as me having gotten my rocks off with another woman >A damning accusation, I ask. "who am I cheating on you with?" >"You know who!" >I literally don't, because I wasn't cheating. Anyway, she's already burnt the proverbial bridge to my heart at this point so I say f--- it and bail. >For s---- and giggles, I tell her I was f------ one of her friends and sent a shop'd text of her friend asking me to come over >Find out later she went to that friend's house, got in a fight with that friend, and ended up going to jail is it f----- up I consider that a "happy" ending?

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Anon loves cows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)20:56:28 No.868444254 Lingerie Set for Women Teddy Japanese One Piece Babydoll Nightwear go Screenshot_20211211-204924_Amazon Shopping~2.jpg 153 KB JPG >get gf cow lingerie on amazon >f--- her in it many times >driving past field of cows on my way home from work >get r----------- Did a God really create us?

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Anon drives a shitbox | /r/Greentext

R: 2/1: 2 >drive a shitbox with no passing power >try to pass a left lane camper and they speed up

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Anon is nostalgic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 231 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)13:25:31 No.71859175 >miss the old times where losers and weebs would post here about embarrassing stuff or some funny autistic story >now all you f------ do is larp over trannies and femboys

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Anon has a nightmare | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SHADOW HEDGEHOG SELA 184 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue) 10:39:24 No.71858736 Nightmare trauma thread? >be me, retarded 10 year old >it's 2005, Shadow the hedgehog came out on gamcube >I played the s--- out of it >fall asleep whilst playing it >have dream about being in the game >Black doom appears and tells me I'm stuck in this nightmare >beg to be let out >he tells me I need to finish every route of the f------ game >every single one >there are like 350 different routes you can take >i do it >after what feels like a whole year i finally finish >during the whole time I grow more and more miserable >I can barely stand it >everytime I start it I have to hear the exact same voice lines again and again >black doom releases me after I beg him and show him that I finished the game >wake up >only an hour passed irl >cry for hours I still fear going to sleep. I don't want to get stuck again View Thread

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Anon is disappointed with current political landscape | /r/Greentext

58 KB JPG Why were leftists in past so much more cooler then ones we have today ? >Theyre afraid of guns >Protest a while then move on to next thing with was >arent organized >no big goal >care more about what you are then what you can do

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Racist transformers dream | /r/Greentext

■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:42:21 No.30741395 >>30741435 >>30741439 >>30741450 >>30741470 >>30741471 >>30741480 >>30741493 >>30741500 >>30741503 >>30741513 >>30741517 >>30741522 >>30741697 >>30741829 >>30741985 Ivehadenoughpeko.png (30 KB, 128x128) google yandex iqdb wait 历 Sigh What dream are you thinking of sending Ame /hlgg/? I have a ton but I don't think any are appropriate. >Flesh urinal dream >Eldritch half-goat monster dream >Floating island dream >Eating thumbtacks dream >Giant scorpion pet dream >Racist transformer dream I probably need to see a therapist or something Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:44:02 No.30741435 >>30741819 >>30741395 >flesh urinal >Racist transformer Please elaborate. ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:49:49 No.30741582 >>30741601 >>30741612 >>30741639 >>30741650 >>30741651 >>30741672 >>30741677 >>30741679 >>30741687 >>30741700 >>30741701 >>30741703 >>30741712 >>30741713 >>30741729 >>30741732 >>30741735 >>30741736 >>30741745 >>30741747 >>30741752 >>30741758>>30741762 >>30741774 >>30741784 >>30741789 >>30741793 >>30741799 >>30741808>>30741812>>30741816 >>30741843 >>30741850 >>30741853 >>30741870 >>30741874 >>30741876 >>30741881 >>30741883 >>30741903 >>30741906 >>30741909 >>30741910 >>30741923 >>30741930 >>30741947 >>30741970 >>30741975 >>30741983 >>30741994 >>30742003 >>30742019 >>30742023 >>30742028 >>30742032 >>30742044 >>30742048 >>30742052 >>30742073 >>30742103 >>30742106 >>30742135 >>30742197 >>30742208>>30742223 >>30742295 >>30742366 >>30742401 >>30742403 >>30742509 >>30742566 >>30742604 >>30742607 >>30742613 >>30742660 >>30742663 >>30742669 >>30742750 >>30742753 >>30742807 >>30742815 >>30741439 I don't remember perfect details but basically in my dream I was a transformer (don't recall which one) and I was telling really bad transformers jokes to some of the autobots. My jokes were all along the same lines of "if our boss was dirty he would be optimus grime" or "If our boss was green he would be optimus lime" All of a sudden a black family approach me and tell me my jokes are f------ terrible. This makes me so mad I respond with "IF OUR BOSS WAS BLACK HE WOULD BE OPTI-COMMITS CRIME!". I then shoot down the family and me and my autobot brethren transform and start mowing down black neighborhoods. I am not even racist honestly. ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:52:53 No.30741679 ✓ 1607783820653.jpg (22 KB, 317x267) google yandex iqdb wait >>30741582 >This makes me so mad I respond with "IF OUR BOSS WAS BLACK HE WOULD BE OPTI-COMMITS CRIME!". Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:54:47 No.30741736 1592842282815.png (165 KB, 453x433) google yandex iqdb wait >>30741582 >IF OUR BOSS WAS BLACK HE WOULD BE OPTI-COMMITS CRIME ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)10:00:28 No.30741876 ✓ 1528845895339.png (32 KB, 128x128) google yandex iqdb wait ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:44:12 No.30741439 ✓ >>30741582 >>30741395 please elaborate on this racist transformer dream >>30741582 >"IF OUR BOSS WAS BLACK HE WOULD BE OPTI-COMMITS CRIME!". Jesus ass r----- christ. ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)10:29:31 No.30742566 ✓ KUSA.jpg (98 KB, 1280x720) google yandex igdb wait >>30741582 I'm f------ crying, TOP KEK Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:55:12 No.30741747 ✓ 1607915771865.png (107 KB, 266x204) google yandex igdb Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:53:38 No.30741700 ✓ 1605766153723.jpg (93 KB, 403x381) google yandex iqdb wait >>30741582 holy f------ kek ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)10:01:43 No.30741903 ✓ 1592000241568.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) google yandex igdb wa 90 >>30741582 Holy based brother -hh ■ Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)10:31:34 No.30742613 ✓ mio0000000.png (197 KB, 323x429) google yandex iqdb wai >>30741582 Holy f--- my sides >>30741582 >OPTI-COMMITS CRIME! Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:56:57 No.30741799 ✓ pure kino.png (160 KB, 702x518) google yandex iqdb wait Kino >>30741582 This is actually a legendary post thank you anon Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)09:59:24 No.30741853 >>30741905 >>30741582 Put me in the screenshot peko Anonymous 15/12/20(Tue)10:31:22 No.30742607 >>30741582 pust me in the screencap

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Anon is a psycho | /r/Greentext

01/16/23(Mon)16:51:40 No.179320438 : Anonymous >>179317908 (OP) # >hiking in the Olympic National Rainforest >by myself >haven't seen anyone for hours >turn around a bend in the trail >see another guy a few strides ahead of me >we smile and nod to each other as we pass >he's alone too >turn around and pull out my pistol >shoot him in the back of the head >wait almost 5 minutes just staring at his body >drag him off the trail about a hundred yards down a small ravine >get back on the trail >walk to my car >drive home >never hear about a person who had gone missing on the trail that day I don't think he's ever been found to this day. >>179324799 # >>179327321 #

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NEET Anon meets “real life lolis” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)12:53:08 No.892323753 26 KB JPG I f----- up bros >friend convinces me to go to an indoor pool place because "no one will be there in the winter" >its packed >past 6 years of NEETing have done a number on my social abilities so really self conscious around crowds and girls >complain to my friend while anxiously scanning the building >too many girls >cant help but notice the absurd bikinis parents have their kids wearing these days >literally every single one >seeing real life lolis like this complete catches me off guard >while we are standing there two lolis walk right in front of us with their entire asses hanging out >before I even knew what I was doing I say "oh my god" out loud while staring directly at their butts >i can feel my friend look at me and I just randomly pick up my foot and say I stubbed my toe even though I wasnt moving >he doesnt say anything for like 20 seconds and asks if we should just go >I say yes >go back to his car and he drives me home >I bring up that my toe really hurts from stubbing it at the pool >he just doesnt say anything again and changes the topic How badly did I f--- up? Does he just know what I am now? Can I never talk to him again? I feel like I just ruined my life even though nothing really dramatic even happened 8 Replies View Thread

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