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Anonymous (D: f7XIZgOB) 03/02/14 (Sun)15:26:08 UTC-8 No.535261394 >Knock on the door >Go to door >7/10 woman and old ass c--- >Old ass c--- says "HEllo, I'd like to talk to you for amount about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and I." >l say "I know you guys, you don't believe in hell and stuff, so let me tell you, if you don't believe in hell, then what are the consequences of not being apart of your religion? >Both of them are speechless >"That's what I thought. >Slammed the door >Weeks pass >Both of them come back >Old lady says "We dont believe in the traditional way of what people think hell is, just lesser degrees of heaven and-" >Say to them "I'll take number three!" >Slam the door >Months pass, they are planning something good. >So am I >They knock at the door >I'm giddy like a child in a candy store ready to do this >l put a rag on my head and put on a fake beard >l open the door >"Hello an- OH MY GOD?! What happened!" >I scream "PRAISE ALLAH AND HIS HOLINESS! WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME?!" The old c--- says "l-i-i-l just wanted t-t-o show you t >I scream again "GET OFF MY FRONT STEPI INSHAALLAH I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHI" >They turn around and walk back to their cars >Police roll around my house for weeks thinking I'm a terrorist or something he Watchtow- Sometimes I love living in a small white cracker town.

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Anonymous (D: f7XIZgOB) 03/02/14 (Sun)15:26:08 UTC-8 No.535261394 >Knock on the door >Go to door >7/10 woman and old ass c--- >Old ass c--- says "HEllo, I'd like to talk to you for amount about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and I." >l say "I know you guys, you don't believe in hell and stuff, so let me tell you, if you don't believe in hell, then what are the consequences of not being apart of your religion? >Both of them are speechless >"That's what I thought. >Slammed the door >Weeks pass >Both of them come back >Old lady says "We dont believe in the traditional way of what people think hell is, just lesser degrees of heaven and-" >Say to them "I'll take number three!" >Slam the door >Months pass, they are planning something good. >So am I >They knock at the door >I'm giddy like a child in a candy store ready to do this >l put a rag on my head and put on a fake beard >l open the door >"Hello an- OH MY GOD?! What happened!" >I scream "PRAISE ALLAH AND HIS HOLINESS! WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME?!" The old c--- says "l-i-i-l just wanted t-t-o show you t >I scream again "GET OFF MY FRONT STEPI INSHAALLAH I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHI" >They turn around and walk back to their cars >Police roll around my house for weeks thinking I'm a terrorist or something he Watchtow- Sometimes I love living in a small white cracker town.

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