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885 KB PNG THE POOP WIZARD, EPISODE 1: THE TRIBUNAL >be me >17 >average dude >really have to s--- while in class >asks and leaves >all the stalls are taken >the urinals are too high to commit the sin in them >tards used to s--- in them, they were raised in height to avoid future incidents >idea.png >climbs the urinals >thankfully, the stall doors are high enough that the people s------- don't see me >start falling >balance myself with my arms, ends up t- posing >two stalls open up, young tardlings come out >tries to think of something to say >fuckfuckfuck.png >they climb the urinals around me after seemingly agreeing in tardspeak >they t-pose like me with dead serious looks >kid walks in >dead.png >starts looking at us >thinks of something to say >"THE TRIBUNAL HAS BEEN SUMMONED. WE SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON YOUR CASE." >kids runs away >the two tardlings run away after looking at each other >commit the sin in the urinal and go back to class 10 Replies View Thread

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