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: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)23:45:56 No.67565999 >coffee grinder breaks >too poor to buy new one >have to grind coffee by hand with mortar and pestle >takes longer and have to actually use a bit of strength (not a lot obviously but you get the point) >it annoys me at first >wait its actually kind of relaxing >it's nice to work with my hands a bit >feel more fulfilled and appreciate my morning cup of joe a hell of a lot more >weirdly feel more human

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.

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Anon buys Mad Max | /r/Greentext

File: IMAG0093.jpg (3.47 MB, 3024x5376) MA MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:12:59 No.60542803 >>60542835 >>60542839 >>60542951 >>60543285 >>60543617 >>60543656 >>60542742 (OP) >that goblin hand What the f--- man Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:17 No.60542807 >>60542839 >>60542951 no one wants to comment on his thumb/hand? like what the f--- you ogre m------------ wut Fury Road Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:10:29 No.60542742 >>60542803 >>60542811 >>6054 >>60543432 >>60543640 >>60543953 >>60544275 >>60544722 >>60544858 >>60545025 >>60545041 >>60545065 Aw yeah, just got back from the cosco to get my copy of fury road. Anyone else picked it up? >>60542800 >>60543184 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:19 No.60542811 ► >>60542942 >>60542742 (OP) with those living situation I wouldn't waste my money on physical media >>Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:33 No.60542816260542951 >giant rubber hand >obvious r--- dungeon Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:11:36 No.60542764 File: 1440125082117.gif (1.95 MB, 320x240) shill man please leave >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:12:00 No.60542774 ► Shill thread Go back to reddit Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:27:24 No.6054316760543268 File: bush-shock-1.jpg (85 KB, 470x319) av MAL MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:17:10 No.60542916 ► >>60542951 >>60542963 >>60542987 >>60542742 (OP) That carpet is making me even more sick than your ogre hand, my god man, clean up your surroundings! oe Hand >>60542742 (OP) EN >>60542803 WHAT >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:19:36 No.60542987 ► >>60542916 There's no carpet, my floor is concrete. Please stop talking about it. >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:31:57 No.60543285>>60543355 >>60544858 >>60548702 File: toehand.png (1.15 MB, 800x911) THE F--- > Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:42:46 No.60543573260543600 >>60543652 >>60543692 File: WHAT THE F--- IS THAT THING.jpg (7 KB, 240x240) >>60542742 (OP) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR THUMB Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:12 No.60543582 ▶ File: 1430596314919.jpg (441 KB, 1688x1704) >>60543538 Jesus Christ... Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:19 No.60543586260544251 >>60543538 Do the homeowners know you live there? >>60543538 Is... Is that an onion in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:41:11 No.605435386054357360543582 >>60543586 >>60543636 >>6054364260544281 >>6054543960545577 >>60545594 >>60545951 >>60546812>>60549189 File: IMAG0096.jpg (3.17 MB, 3024x5376) >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:53:30 No.60543868 ▶ >>60543918 >>60543817 are you trying to consume your laptops or something? Anonymous I watching movies on the laptop on the right to the one on the left has a broken screen from where I dropped it. Is a lot of clutter but I've been digging out the basement to expand it. Does not look like much but it's comfy >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:56:29 No.60543955 ► >>60543995 >>60543918 ehm waht >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:52 No.60543996 >>>60544062 >>60543918 >the people upstairs your owners? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:52:01 No.60543817 ▶ >>60543854 >>60543868 >>60543915 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0097.jpg (3.3 MB, 3024x5376) OP confirmed for Hugo. >>60544168 What's your opinion of onions and/or swamps? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:37:10 No.60546812 ► Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:31:59 No.60545003 >>60545109 >>60544864 Do you have to s--- in there? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:22 No.60542837>>60542951 File: 1434807087835.jpg (20 KB, 150x200) WHAT >that hand >>60544168 >topic at hand >>60543538 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE >>60544168 >at hand Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:25 No.60545025▶>>60545109 >>60545486 File: bart-and-hugo-601x480.jpg (51 KB, 601x480) >>60542742 (OP) Mind posting your entire hand? >>60545003 Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket >>60545019 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:53 No.60544242 ► >>60544313 File: andre-villas-boas-liverpool.jpg (35 KB, 600x428) VIETNAM HAR > Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:44 No.60542848 Are you an ogre? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:07:16 No.60544286 ► >>60544313 File: 1441003637824.png (196 KB, 314x315) FRESH R Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:45:32 No.60543636 >>60543817 File: 1385257075710.jpg (78 KB, 832x584) >>60544864 >the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:39 No.60545058 ► >>60545109 >>60544864 Do they hose you down with urine if you don't keep your things there? Thomas Coo Please stop talking about it. BLU-RAY + DVD >>60543636 Out of the three laptops I used for watching movies the Toshiba is the only one that lasted. This one only stays on for an hour before it does on me Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:48 No.60543995 ► >>60544032 >>60543955 its why i have so many, I cant afford to even buy used laptops you know. this movie was $20 but i really like it and it was worth it for me Weird right? A lot of the new releases at the store had them >>60545025 Im not posting any more of me >>60545058 Nobody hoses me down with anything god LALTRAVIOLETE Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:15 No.60543918 ▶ >>60543955 >>60543996 >>60543868 I keep dropping them or they just break out of nowhere or something. Everytime the people upstairs get a new one they let me have the old ones to watch movies on Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:00:16 No.60544062 ▶► >>60544100 >>60543996 I can't pronounce their names (pollacks) and like f--- im going to type it out. >>60544032 i just told you why they gave me their old laptops. to watch movies on. im glad that the blu rays still come with the DVD copies as an aside >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:50 No.60545306 >>60545430 >>60545149 Do your polish owners treat u well? Do they feed u sausage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:27 No.60542839 ► >>60543040 >>60542803 >>60542807 There's nothing wrong with my hands stop talking about them. Лое MAL MAX DO File: IMG_20150829_14291666080.jpg (52 KB, 680x382) hey op whtas your favoirite Mad Max movie? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:58:53 No.60544032 ► >>60544062 >>60543995 no but explain why you're living under someones house, and why do they give you laptops? is it the troll toll? /01/15(Tue)17:28:43 No.60544920 >>60545014 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:03:49 No.60544168 ►>>60544187 >>60544223 >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 >>60544100 Can we please get back to the original topic at hand? i dont feel comfortabel talking about myself Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:01:32 No.60544100 ▶ >>60544168 >>60544062 No but what do they get out of it? Do you give them money or something? I don't understand why they're just giving you laptops. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:12:51 No.60544454 ► >>60544550 >>60544568 >>60544606 >>60544675 >>60544421 i'm interested cause im Polish myself what country u from? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:24 No.60544223 ► >>60544313 >>60544168 If this is true, just leave this thread buddy, people are only here to have fun and currently it is happening at your expense. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:04:30 No.60544187 ► >>60544313 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:05 No.60545041 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) Jesus christ OP are you a fckin cave troll? The f--- is wrong with your hand? DIGITAL 6328 99 >>60544684 Fine. Here is the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things. Lucky all these movies come with dvd copies Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:08 No.60545814 ► >>60545792 dude what the f--- not retarded. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:26:45 No.60544864 ▶ >>60545003 >>60545025 >>60545027 >>60545058 >>60545335 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0098.jpg (3.23 MB, 3024x5376) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:33 No.60545828 >>60545201 >>60545792 are you using a f------ spoon as a shovel? Hand >>60545792 This is absolute b-------. >>60543538 >Toshiba laptop MEL SIDSON MAD MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:03:10 No.60545903 ▶ >>60546201 >>60545792 Did you check where the foundations and pipes are built first? There's no way you 1/10 for making me reply. y THE FILM THAT STARTED IT ALL >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:16:14 No.60546273 File: 1367342991977.gif (953 KB, 245x200) VIOLEMAAN HOTAR Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:17:32 No.60544606 ▶ >>60544670 >>60544454 Nowhere special. The pollacks are from Warsaw I know as much. >>60543132 Is the quality good? I might as well download it too since im not using the ultraviolet service in case the pollacks want to watch it too sometime. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:45:52 No.60545430 >>60545463 >>60545472 >>60545498>>60545509>>60545528 >>60545529 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0099.jpg (2.96 MB, 3024x5376) >>60546201 >they heard me digging. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:46 No.60545835 ► >>60546067 >> OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:14 No.60543915 ► >>60543817 >that random toy car on the desk Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:44 No.60543040 File: 1401756284962.jpg (46 KB, 691x624) bottle >ogre hand whatthefuck >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:53 No.60543044 >>60543117 File: 1424191171991.jpg (48 KB, 253x317) >>60542742 (OP) Is the nail painted? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:22:14 No.60543055 ▶ File: 905295392085134914.gif (1.73 MB, 320x240) FREK >posts on /tv/ Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:38:11 No.60543458 ► File:LOL TEARS.jpg (49 KB, 331x319) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:35:19 No.60545109 ► >>60545145 >>60545176 >>60545198 >>60545247>>>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:38:33 No.60545198 ► >>60545218 File: Car.jpg (29 KB, 400x521) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:18:14 No.60544631 File: 1343557433065.jpg (15 KB, 252x300) Good thread Would read again under someone's house >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:52:05 No.60545594 >>60543538 Why there an onion hanging in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:09:12 No.60546067 ► >>60546135 >>60546162 >>60545835 I use a voice to text speech instead a wish my cellphone the keyboard it's really use over a year, thank you OP. Oh yeah that should be pretty okay I mean I don't pay that much for rent and they give me their used electronics why I have so many laptops and this phone that I'm using Also how many times do I have to reiterate that they are not my owners >>60545285 The big shelves belong to the P------, he's an old bastard who fought in World War 2 and he keeps a lot of memorabilia and stuff from that era inside. Sometimes I go out and I find stuff around in yard sales and I bring it back and he likes that >>60545306 >op is literally an ogre that lives in a dungeon Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:14 No.6054528560545430 >>60545176 If you look at his shelf you can see a glass coca cola bottle, I'm not entirely sure but I think most first world countries use plastic and a lot of third world countries use glass. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:08:02 No.60544313 ► >>60544365 >>60544370 >>60544187 the first two shrek movies were okay but after that the series wasnt enterainting anymore >>60544223 i should be andle to deal with it by now but sometimes it still hurts speially when im trying to talk about a movie i bought and really like >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 yuuo people are literally the worst, thats a very omcommon phrase >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:06:32 No.60544262 ► >>60544313 File: AYYYYYY.gif (1.61 MB, 500x352) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:52 No.60545065 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) >stubby ogre hands >>60544168 >at hand File: 1297978713716.png (136 KB, 428x510) 2260545100 >luse a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:59:22 No.60545792 >>60545814 >>60545825 >>60545828 >>60545835 >>60545841 >>60545879 >>60545903 >>60545951 >>60545997 >>60548585 >>60549189 File:IMAG0101.jpg (2.9 MB, 3024x5376) >>60542742 (OP) >Those cumrags >That dirty underwear >Fungus wall and carpet >Empty alcohol >>60542839 There's everything wrong with your hands, but now you're just begging for attention. I mean that thumb is pretty big Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:09:38 No.60544365 >>60544421 >>60544313 how are your owners Pollacks? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:36:43 No.60545149 >>60545176 >>60545284>>60545306 >>60545041 >>60545065 I'm ot a troll It just sort of looks like I live like one sit down there watching movies on that s----- toshiba laptop. And them f------ fingers? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:10:02 No.60544370 ► >>60544401 >>60544421 >>60544313 It seems like you're having trouble typing properly. I wonder why >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:11:53 No.60544421 ► >>60544454 >>60544365 also I'm expanding the basement a little bit on my own accord, it just kind of cramped down there so I'm in the process of digging it out I'm giving myself another room to put stuff in hopefully I'll even get a real TV soon instead of having to use laptops Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:20:18 No.60544684>>60544864 Post more of basement Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:02:02 No.60545879 ► >>60546125 >>60546201 >>60545792 Do you have an expansion or alterations clause in your lease agreement? If not you better negotiate first otherwise there may be trouble bro Ugh They arent my owners i pay them some rent They're pollacks because they come from pole land >>60544370 I switched to keyboard instead of using the voice to text which is why okay. >>60545109 >Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:48:20 No.60545498 ▶ File: 1420706787821.jpg (26 KB, 409x366) >>60545430 >hand grenades Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:13:44 No.60546201 ► >>60546273 >>60545828 i use a shovel to shovel, im not clawing out the dirt. The spoon is what I eat with and the journal is just for when i feel like writing down my thoughts on things. >>60545879 They said it was ok upstairs after they heard me digging. >>60545903 Of course i am >>60545335 it just keeps getting better and better Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:12 No.60545014 ► >>60544920 Road Warror (a------) >>OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15 (Tue)17:48:42 No.60545506 >>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:11:42 No.60546148▶>>60546161 CHARLIZE MAL MAX >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:12:14 No.60546161 ► >>60546148 You need to start believing in ogre stories, anon. You're in one. BLU-RAY DVD DIGITAL WONERS FRESH DIGITAL HO Well the troll had his fun, now stop pretending you all think this is real. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:54:17 No.60545662 ► File: 1439516488190.jpg (104 KB, 740x740) >this thread >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:06 No.60545683 ► File: IMG_06082015_220450.png (394 KB, 900x635) >>60542742 (OP) 99 MAL 7UP Why do you live in a r--- dungeon? How many distressed damsels are you hiding down there?! Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:40 No.60545693 >>60542742 (OP) F---'s sake, I can't remember the last time a thread made me laugh this hard. of typing on the keyboards it's really useful with my cell phone they gave me an htc one to use they are really really nice people I use the voice to text speech instead of typing on they gave me an h_t_c one to use they are really really nice polishle a lot of times the whole household goes out to see movies together

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Anon gets a vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous did i f--- up with my life cho(...) 27 KB PNG 02/01/23(Wed)02:53:01 No.893607738 >be me >today >"woo i finally have vacation until the end of the week" >realize that i dont have anything to do during vacation >tried most linux distros, windows oses and bsds >have no social life or friends so cant go outside (also its like -2 C) >dont have anything intresting to do so all i will probably do is waste my prime years on discord >realize that i will probably have no job or money when i grow up >realize that everything that ive been dreaming of becoming since i was 7 (becoming a programer/sysadmin) will be pointless because of things like chatgpt >realize that most of my skills will become useless and get replaced by ai help fellow anons wat do

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Vroom vroom | /r/Greentext

2019-honda-civic-sedan-1558453497.jpg 21 KB JPG >get in >door closes >*VROOOOOOOM* >suddenly on a new place do you guys really believe in this

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Anons all live sitcom character type lives I swear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors and drawers >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone thinks Im autistic View Thread

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DOCTORS HATE THIS SIMPLE TRICK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/18(Mon)08:32:38 No.48253487 >>48253499 >>48253509 >>48253656 >>48253958 >>48254525 >>48255031 >>48255404 >>48255952 >>48255975 >>48256235 >>48257303 >>48257376 >>48257385 >>48258144 tips for getting the old willy turned on? might have a girl over tonight, i have a tendency to be soft. idk why. any tips please fit. i beg'mst tldr: boner hacks really. hold your dong in your hand in a cup like style and then close your hand and pulsate slowly. do this while sniffing from a cup of vinegar from your other hand. its f----- up, but the diffrent sensations takes your mind off of an expected result and while your brain is trying to figure out your autism, the boner should rise. >guy goes soft on me during sex >cantgetworsethanthis.png >he pulls out a bottle of vinegar from nightstand >pours it into a glass and holds it to his nose >starts taking long inhales it while grabbing his limp junk >fuckthisshit.exe >I start getting dressed >between inhales he keeps muttering "dammit fit"

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Anon wants a plush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need a giant plush of rapidash that I can sit on nude and piss on! I need her to have a mount for a bad dragon sleeve so I can f--- her! I need her to be warmed from the inside, like a heated seat! I need her to be semi posable! >>53125783 # : Anonymous >>53125829 # >>53124972 # What's your price range? : Anonymous # >>53129815 # 01/30/23(Mon)00:02:45 : Anonymous >>53125783 # $5000USD or so. Over if it's necessary, but I'd like to stay around that. It has to support 1000lbs plus being f----- with that weight on top of it though. I'm only 400lbs, but I will have partners using it with me. I'd like to be able to insert toys in the mouth, ass, and p---- of the plush, and maybe have a removable c---. 35 KB JPG >>53125859 # >>53125926 # >>53126903 # >>53127365 # >>53127837 01/30/23(Mon)02:25:34 No.53125783 ******** 01/30/23(Mon)02:33:58 No.53125829 58 KB JPG No.53124972 >>53125881 # >>53126492 # 01/30/23(Mon)02:42:20 No.53125859 >>53125829 # >i'm only 400 pounds christ almighty anon >>53127446 # >>53125829 # >>53125829 # >>53128331 # >*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* >*LAYS DOWN S----- SEWN TOGETHER LIFE SIZE RAPIDASH PLUSH* >I AM HEAVY PLUSH F----- >AND THIS... IS MY PLUSH >SHE WEIGHS 500 LBS AND CAN SUPPORT OVER 1000 LBS OF WEIGHT UPON IT AS I F--- THE S--- OUT OF IT >...IT COSTS $5000USD TO F--- THIS PLUSH... >...FOR 12 SECONDS >OH-HAH-HAH-HAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHA HO HO но >... >OH MY GOD WHO TOUCH RAPIDASH? >ALRIGHT... >... >WHO TOUCH MY PLUSH?! >SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M OVERWEIGHT >MAYBE >*SNIFF* >MAYBE >I HAVE YET TO MEET ONE WHO CAN OVERWEIGH MY CONFIDENCE >*MUFFLED SOUNDS OF BED CREAKING* >WAAAHHHHH UWAHHHHHHH CRY SOME MOOOOORRREEE >*MUFFLED S----- STOCK HORSE NEIGH FROM THE VOICE BOX* >HEHEHE... CRY SOME MORE... >>53130196 # >>53130256 #

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Anon finds out why technological advancement is happening | /r/Greentext

1d (1/30 15:12) 91224072 190 Re - 28 Img JPG 108KB (1200 × 750) · 1 UblqmBcsbdhQovCRmmRJbQ.jpg 28 Replies JOAQUIN PHOENIX AMY ADAMS ROONEY MARA OLIVIA WILDE AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON her A SPIKE JONZE LOVE STORY >voice generation Al >chatbot Al >stable diffusion Al It's all coming together, isn't it? :

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Anon is large but not in charge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)23:41:12 No.176710605 ► (75 KB, 598x687) >>176711865 File: 88E04511-D643-4442-ACC4-6(...).jpg >character sits on the toilet >it doesn't break the second he sits on it Must be nice!

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The FAMAS looks fucken fire tho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon)20:01:00 No.70622710 148a.jpg 17 KB JPG >be french >made one gun that shoots 3 bullets at once >mag capacity is not divisible by 3

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Anon likes chicken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 231 KB JPG 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654 >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

8 KB JPG > be on date with my girlfriend > she's foreign > took a flight down here for winter > we're hanging out in the park > she has a wierd twitter addiction > won't stop tweeting > ask her to stop and have a normal conversation > she looks me in the eyes and sends a tweet > get p----- off and scream at her > leave > feel bad about the breakup > buy a sandwich from Subway to make it up to her > eat fresh > get back to park > she's still there tweeting > call her name > toss pieces of toasted bread on the ground > she leans over and eats them > my girlfriend's a bird

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anon gets character development | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 02/01/23(Wed)02:25:21 No.893606529 >Be me >Cringe degenerate furry >Into everything you'd expect a furry to be into (farts, feet, morbidly obese people) >Miraculously get a fat gf despite being one of the most autistic losers on earth >Tell her I want her to sit on my face >She does it >Immediately regret it because she's so heavy my skull is nearly crushed into pieces and I have to use my skinny arms just to stop some of her weight from going onto my skull >She accidentally farts and I can barely suppress the urge to vomit >"How was it?" >Don't have the balls to tell her it was horrible and upset her so I told her it was great >She wants to do it even more now >Immediately delete my furaffinity account and feel absolutely disgusted by all the gross things I've done on that awful site in the past few years Don't be a furry or a chubby chaser, bros. Don't make the same mistakes I did. It's not worth it

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: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)23:45:56 No.67565999 >coffee grinder breaks >too poor to buy new one >have to grind coffee by hand with mortar and pestle >takes longer and have to actually use a bit of strength (not a lot obviously but you get the point) >it annoys me at first >wait its actually kind of relaxing >it's nice to work with my hands a bit >feel more fulfilled and appreciate my morning cup of joe a hell of a lot more >weirdly feel more human

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