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14m (2/10 16:18) · 114960245 · 0 Re. 0 Img JPG 7KB (225 × 225) · download.jpg Robert Nesta "Tuff Gong" Marley Why is this guy still seen as a beacon of peace and love when he was literally worse than John Lennon in private? He: >r----, beat, and cheated on Rita Marley regularly because of "muh Rastafari religion" >wrote "No Woman No Cry" and "Three Little Birds" as half-assed apologies for the above : >has 13 kids according to his sons Ziggy and Stephen, 14 according to Damian, half of which are NOT Rita's >he forced Rita to raise them ALL anyways, lel >overshadowed his own band, Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer aren't remembered by most despite writing 2/3 of his music, that's why his music is published as "Bob Marley AND THE WAILERS" for f---'s sake >literally got himself killed by an easily treatable and removable melanoma because "muh religion, Rastaman nuh believe in nuh surgery" and embraced his own ignorance So again, why is John Lennon rightfully dragged for his b------- when Bob Marley seemed to have gotten off scot-free? What kind of Rastafari magic is that?

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