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MONOLOGUING OVERTEXTING SILENT TREATMENT FLAUNTS AGGRESSION POSSESSIVENESS DEMANDS RELIGION Whenever you Texts/snapchats you every five minutes and responds to you within seconds Often accuses you of not paying attention to them if you don't Threatens to "punish" you for perceived wrongs by not responding When they finally mention anyone who wronged you he jumps immediately to "I'll beat them up for you" Gets jealous if you have any opposite sex friends or talk to exes, demands to see your phone or know where you're going respond every time do contact you again, they say something along the lines of "did you learn your lesson?" Spends the entire date talking about themselves and doesn't allow you to get a word in INSULTS RELIGION If you make any mention of believing in God, they immediately say "oh so you like Sky Daddy!?" most expensive item on the Plenty of material, zero self-awareness menu then asks you to pay Presents it as a joke but it's insulting nonetheless Pretentious in their atheism, act like all religion is bad Usually the kind of people who claim to be for equality, but expect the guy to pay for everything TDS Can't go more than a couple sentences without bringing the conversation back to Trump ALB You could be discussing your favorite restaurants and they'll say "ugh, Trump and the GQP tried to ban restaurants" or some s--- REFUSES TO SPLIT COSTS HAS A KID Orders the 29, and has three kids from two dads, neither of whom are in the It's cool if you discussed it beforehand, but 90% of the time you don't Interprets everything you say as a personal offense Once I pointed at a cloud and said "that's a big ass cloud," and she said "are you trying to call me fat!?" Communication becomes a chore You sit there and remember the old maxim: "if they gossip to you, they will gossip about you" - thus, your conversation is a minefield Makes it clear from the beginning that he/she wants you to financially support the relationship Often posture themselves like children and make childlike exclamations of wonder "Golly oh me oh my, that's a heckin' cute pupperino!" Asks to live rent- free at your place; wants rides places; wants you to buy them groceries... ANTIWORK |DROPS HINTS LOFTY EXPECTATIONS SPEAKS FOR YOU SIZE REQUIREMENTS When you're out at dinner places an order for you; when someone asks you a question answers on your behalf Looks like Penguin from Batman, but expect her man to be 6'4", muscular, have a $100k+ job, be a bad boy but sensitive to her, have lots of friends (but no female friends), come from a rich family, and plan all the dates Much more common in the modern day than it used to be, because now such men are actually obtainable so Usually girls who say "no guys under 6 feet," even though 6'+ is the top 20% of American males On the male side, it's demanding thin women but one of those things is controllable and the other isn't Doesn't have a job and blames all their problems on capitalism picture anymore Now looking for a man who will support her and the kids, but sets super high and restrictive expectations Complains constantly about how abusive their family (particularly father) was to them Too delusional to realize that no man wants that s--- unless he's a total simp Often hyperbolic or made-up stories Seem fixated on their past and don't live in the present UWU/BABY TALK Common in the gay community, putting on a false baby voice and saying s--- like "is this okay, daddy?" they ask if you're After a few dates comfortable with an open relationship HATES FAMILY POSTS THIRST TRAPS POSTS THIRST TRAPS Their social media is full of blatant ass and t-- pics With guys it's nonstop lifting and shirtless pics Let their hatred drive their current actions You know what I'm talking about: those social media profile pictures that are an animated/cartoony caricature of the person GOSSIPS TO YOU CONSTANT BODY Spends the whole date telling you about her friends and their drama and name-dropping as if you personally know them Almost always way more attractive than the person is The adult version of snapchat filters (although they probably use those too) MODIFICATION We all know this person: every time you see them they have different-colored hair or new makeup or a new tattoo or piercing Screams "I'm insecure and attention-seeking" Ruled by partisan hatred RESIST EASILY OFFENDED CARICATURE PFP ACTIVE ON TIKTOK ON PHONE CONSTANTLY Spends the This was my college girlfriend You rarely see their face and when you do it appears distracted and is if they want to bury themselves again In dating this translates to trying to impress their date by looking "unique" and failing ASKING FOR OPEN RELATIONSHIP This is code for "I'm cheating on you", or at least they want to Can't communicate effectively, so drops subtle hints you're expected to pick up on Usually for people who aren't If you don't see them, you're suddenly the bad guy responsible enough for a relationship yet Usually a mark of immaturity relationship although they insist they are Surefire way to show they don't value their integrity and they're probably going to cheat on you TikTok is the most toxic app ever invented and is a cultural cancer...plus it's Chinese spyware Anyway, if your date is active on TikTok, Lowkey eugenics NOT OVER EX PET OBSESSED CAN'T BE SINGLE SAYS VIOLENT THINGS Spends the whole date discussing their ex and how much you remind them of their Clearly not over the Can't go more than five minutes without mentioning their dog or cat Hasn't been single since 13 years old, whenever there's a breakup they jump immediately into another relationship I don't know how common this is but once I was on a date and he read something on his phone, punched the table, and muttered "f------ n 11 ex that's a very bad sign Usually a muscular gymbro Excuses any bad behavior with "oh, that was such a Libra thing to do, teehee" Lets the day they were born rule their entire life CAN'T BE SOBER Every time you see them, they're drunk or high Often also drives a large car and makes an identity out of hunting and s--- Definitely addicted but won't admit it You get the impression that they wouldn't be with you if they were sober, and they need drugs/ alcohol to enjoy themselves every woman scrambles to grab the few available ones date glued to their phone, often texting other people указаничните DISCUSSES MONEY DISCUSSES MONEY Discusses the cost of everything, tries to suggest what you can order on a date and tells you how much they pay for rent and school and how much they make You begin to get the impression that they care way more about their pet than any human MARVEL This is a vice I often fall victim to and I need to be conscious of stopping myself Generally appear immature and escapist, and will indulge their hobby over their adulthood ESCAPISM People who talk about anything except the place they currently are when they're on a date, clearly wish they were somewhere else Let their lives be ruled by the notion you're cheating on them Almost exclusively discuss travel This is a self-insert and a major vice of mine Generally a subtle way of indicating they don't trust you to make your own decisions and they're infantalizing you This results in a series of low- quality, toxic relationships and general clinginess PRETENDS NOT TO READ YOUR MESSAGES Definitely online and doing stuff, but either doesn't open your message or uses one of those shady apps where they read your message and don't respond for days The Snapchat arrow stays blue for two weeks as they pretend that you never tried to contact them Blatantly misrepresents themselves on dating apps, uses very old and often photoshopped or filtered pictures Expects you to be ok with it and gets offended FOLLOWS ASTROLOGY MAN/WOMAN-CHILD VAPES CONSTANTLY INTO CRYPTO Tries to see if you're compatible based on your something Can't go two sentences In their 30s but With men it's Star Wars/ obsessed with Marvel/Funko Pops and with women it's Disney princesses/Harry Potter/ YA novels Has a crippling nicotine addiction without vaping but will never admit it star-signs or whatever made for children In the dating world, "maybe" means "no" when you calm them out on it Immediately lays out how he wants you to be a traditional spouse and live by (usually) Christian values "We WILL go to church, we WILL be god-fearing!" Nothing like his role models, doesn't seem to realize it CATFISHING TREATS WORKERS LIKE S--- Sends food back/insults waitstaff to their face Often looks to you as if you'll agree, but it's usually just uncomfortable Literally interrupts hookups to hit the vape "MAYBE" The surefire indication that they will never respond to you again For people who are too weak to communicate effectively In other countries this is much more common, usually in the Islamic or Hindu world II UNHEALTHY ROLE MODEL Usually a male who says something along the lines of "I'm just like Patrick Bateman/ Walter White/Jordan Belfort!!" Also uses "alpha/ sigma" male language Otherwise it's a says Gets really excited over the latest shitcoin he's dumped his savings into person who something concerning or messed up during the date Appears uncomfortable on the date, clearly just wants to hop into bed How they treat workers is generally indicative of how they'll treat you, too Unironically uses rocket emojis and "to the moon" language Generally irresponsible and frivolous with money MUST COOM Generally will ghost you the moment they c--, the date was just a thinly- veiled mechanism to get laid Confession: I did this in college but I hate these types now

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